The Naked Pinoy

Sometimes it seems like every standup comedian worth his or her salt just has to do the book thing, and you might feel that yet another warmed-over stage routine is the last thing you need taking up valuable bookshelf space. Jon Stewart's book will come as an extremely pleasant surprise. He eschews the standard standup patter and instead gives us 18 short comic essays in a variety of styles that recall the prose work of Woody Allen, only with a few more references to genitals. Stewart proves himself a remarkably nimble humorist with a sharp eye for parody, whether he's writing "A Very Hanson Christmas" or "Adolf Hitler: The Larry King Interview." Order it here >>> Naked Pictures of Famous People

Stumbling Naked in the Dark: Overcoming Mistakes Men Make With Women is the revolutionary new book on male-female relationships by author Bradley Fenton. The author asserts that a majority of men repeatedly make common mistakes while interacting with women and thus unknowingly come off as unattractive. Fenton identifies these mistakes and suggests some rather unorthodox ways to overcome them. With integrity, maturity and humor, Stumbling Naked in the Dark explains once and for all why some men just don't get "it" and offers a new mindset for leading relationships in the right direction. While most dating and relationship books have focused on understanding the differences between men and women, Stumbling Naked in the Dark focuses on the similarities between the sexes by exploring universal laws of human behavior. Relationship problems are due to the pressure created by the "aggressively flawed" role that people, and primarily men, learn to play in our culture. T...

Master the Secrets of The Super-Strong Using Bodyweight Exercises Only The Graduate Course In Instant Strength Gains "I went from 5 to 10 pullups in one week." "I could do one wobbly one-legged squat… [Two weeks later] I did 5 clean, butt-to-ground pistols." "Last night I did 15 one-arm pushups with each arm. Two months ago I couldn’t do one complete rep." Order it here >>> The Naked Warrior

Ever wonder what it means when the Fed raises interest rates? Or why there are occasional fears of inflation? To the rescue comes this simplified and chatty nontextbook textbook. Using words rather than math, it makes economics accessible, comprehensible and appealing. Wheelan, the Economist's Midwest correspondent, breezily explains the big picture, including finance, capital markets, government institutions and more. His informal style belies the sophisticated and scholarly underpinnings of his subject. Wheelan champions the often-maligned science: "Economics should not be accessible only to the experts. The ideas are too important and too interesting." Well before book's end, highly persuasive yet simply illustrated concepts sway the reader. Complex ideas are demystified and made clear, using familiar examples, such as the price of sweatshirts at the Gap. A chapter on financial markets compares a grapefruit and ice cream fad diet with get-rich-quick schemes. (He w...

An Excerpt from Naked Conversations: Bloggings's Six Pillars: There are six key differences between blogging and any other communications channel. You can find any of them elsewhere. These are the Six Pillars of Blogging: 1.Publishable.Anyone can publish a blog.You can do it cheaply and post often. Each posting is instantly available worldwide. 2.Findable. Through search engines, people will find blogs by subject, by author, or both. The more you post, the more findable you become. 3.Social. The blogosphere is one big conversation. Interesting topical conversations move from site to site, linking to each other. Through blogs, people with shared interests build relationships unrestricted by geographic borders. 4.Viral. Information often spreads faster through blogs than via a newsservice. No form of viral marketing matches the speed and efficiency of a blog. 5.Syndicatable. By clicking on an icon, you can get free "home delivery" of RSS- enabled blogs into your e-mail soft...

A syndicated columnist for teens and young adults and the author of Campus Life Exposed, Cohen dishes commonsensical wisdom in "the first of what will be many editions of this book." Presumably, forthcoming editions will address the ever-evolving challenges of campus life (cyber-classrooms, perhaps?), but what's in this one will feel pretty familiar to anyone who attended college within the last 25 years. Tips include: be yourself, lock your door, set boundaries with your roommate, don't drink too much and be sensitive to others' differences. Cohen tackles the ins and outs of residence halls, student organizations, friendships, dating, drugs and money-oh, and he considers classes, too, though with perhaps with less enthusiasm (and certainly fewer pages) than he devotes to sex. Though he lists interesting statistics, additional resources and plenty of first-person letters from students seeking his advice, Cohen doesn't offer much that a reasonably intelligent c...

"These bodies are for ourselves," says Sonia Sanchez in the introduction to this candid and provocative set of essays, all centered squarely on black women's bodies-and the myths and misogynies located therein. Byrd has written for Vibe and Rolling Stone; Solomon is a former senior editor at the Source and current health editor for Essence. Together, they have gathered black women from a variety of walks of life, from hip hop icon Melyssa Ford and superstar singer Kelis to an AIDS-afflicted feminist activist, and a former prostitute serving twenty-five years for murdering "a john... who became the unintended victim of my rage and depression and self-hatred." In between are notes on "My Tush" ("Butt, ass, bum, booty, rump, onion, junk in the trunk, ba-dunck-ka-dunk, rear, backside"), "Ho Gear," "The Curl," "Femme Invisibility" and a host of other hot button body issues. As empowering as it is demystifying, this b...

Hip radio comedy fans and theater folks who belong to the cult of Obie-winning playwright/performer David Sedaris must kill to get this book. These would be fans of the scaldingly snide Sedaris's hilariously described personal misadventures like The Santaland Diaries (a monologue about his work as an elf to a department store Santa) seen off-Broadway in 1997. In a series of similarly textured essays, Sedaris takes us along on his catastrophic detours through a nudist colony, a fruit-packing plant, his own childhood, and a dozen more of the world's little purgatories. --This text refers to the Audio Cassette edition. Order it here >>> Naked

Did you ever try that one of your x-girlfriend is calling you for a love-making? Last night, I received a text messages telling me that she missed me, she still love me and treasured those times that we spent exploring our nude bodies and absorbing those wonderful sensation while our bodies interact with each others movement. "Owwww! Matagal nang panahon yun a!" I told my self. Maybe 5 or six years na ang nakaraan. Ang ikinatutuwa minsan ng aking isip ay ang malaman na I was really different from guys who became her partners in bed. Besides na I am his first, masarap daw ang aming mga pagniniig. Ohhhh! Heaven! Ganoon ba? There were times nga raw na she's imagining those times na naroon kami sa isang puno ng manga (alam na!). Yun daw kasi ang pinakamasarap sa lahat. At iniisip niya lagi iyon everytime she engaged with *** with her past boyfriends. Habang sinusulat ko ito, patuloy akong nakatatanggap ng mga text messages niya. What should I do?

Ang tagal ko na ring di nakapagpost dito. Ka Webspy tried to post also pero parang ilang post lang yata ang kaniyang nagawa. So much for that, ikikwento ko sa inyo ang isang karanasan na pambihira sa buhay ko. Pambihira ha! Parang... Wow! Unbelievable! Kahapon kasi pumunta ako ng SM. Bahala kayo mag-isip kung saang SM yun. Basta SM dito sa Metro Manila. Natural malapit nang halloween kaya tumambay ako doon sa exhibition place.... Don ba sa maraming halloween stuffs. Habang nakatitig ako sa isang maskara ng kalansay, someone kumalabit sa akin. Lumingon ako. Nakita ko sa Lorna. Kaibigan ko. First time naming pagkikita yun for 5 years. Kaya medyo marami kaming napagkuwentuhan. Tapos niyaya do siya sa apartment ko. Dalawa lang kami doon siyempre dahil solo ko lang ang apartment na iyon e. Pero bago kami pumunta doon, bumili muna akong family size na Pizza from the Pizza hut. Hawaiian syempre kasi yun ang gusto niya, at mabuti na rin yon kasi mura. Sa apartment, kumain kami ng tanghalian pe...

Owwww! Good morning people.... Morning dito ehehehe.... Musta na kayo!!!! By the way, ano ba ang gagawin mo kung ang asawa mo ay nagloko? Girlfriend ko kasi nagloko na.... I have here an article about this topic.... Kasi ako wala akong ginawa kundi ang hiwalayan siya.... Read this article... Handling the Cheater .

I really agreed that teens who are virgins are more healthier than those who engaged in premarital sex. Emotionally, Virgin Teens are not disturbed by the sexual desires which is present to those who already experienced sex. Based on my experience, a teen who once tried having sex is likely to look for it again and again. Virgin Teens are safe from unwanted pregnancy. And we all know the result of unwanted pregnancy, since the couple is not yet ready to be at this stage. Virgin Teens are safe from sexually transmitted disease. Thus, to stay virgin until you finally get married is the best way to remain healthy.

Starting today, I am already one of the writers who will entertain you as one of the Naked Pinoys here on this blog. I just want to utilize it since the true Naked Pinoy is not posting here anymore. I don't know what happen to The Naked Pinoy's blogging interest. It seems that his blogging interest is already fading away. So, to begin with, just read my next post.

Malakas ang ulan dito sa amin. Ewan ko sa dyan sa inyo. Ang sabi sa internet, mainit daw isa ibang bahagi ng Pilipinas. Pero, kahit malamig dito, malamig nga rin ang pakiramdam ko, pero mainit ang katawan ko. Sobra ang init, na kahit ang itlog siguro ay kayang lutuin. Mataas daw lagnat ko, sabi ng nanay ko. Ang totoo, masakit din ang ulo ko. Pero hindi ito hadlang para hindi ako magpost dito. Ang totoo, ito ang pinakamagandang panahon para ako magpost ng mahahalagang pangyayari sa buhay ko. Malay ko kung ito na ang katapusan ko sa mundo, at ang mga post ko dito ang tanging alaala na aking maiwan sa inyo. Pero, naniniwala ako na hindi pa ako papatayin ng Dios dahil masama akong damo. Di ba sabi ng marami, ang masamang damo, matagal mamatay? Pero sana nga, para magkaroon pa ako ng time na magawa ang mga bagay na maaring makakatulong sa akin para maabot ko ang aking mga pangarap.

Nanuod ako kanina ng Star Wars Episode 3. Maganda siya at gaya ng Star Wars Trilogy, shocking ang mga effects at very touching ang story. Kaso, bad trip ako sa nagiging takbo ng story nito. Ang hinahangaan kong hero character ay naging kalaban na ng kaniyang ipinaglalaban noon. Gaya ng kaniyang Ama, siya man din ay nahikayat ng dark world. At sa kahulihulihan, kung anong nangyari sa katawan ng kaniyang Ama ay siya naman ngayong kaniyang dinanas.

Well, this morning a friend of mine asked me about the right time to have sex with a wife. I told him na wala namang right time sa sex as long as you both aggreed to have that one kahit nga kung saan niyo gusto e. Then, he suddenly said, "Thanks!" Nagtaka ako, ba't siya nagpapasalamat e hindi ko nga sinagot ang tanong niya e. So I told him, "thanks? what's that for?" He answered, "Thanks for answering me." Ngayon alam ko na kung kailan ang tamang panahon ng pakikipagsex sa aking girlfriend. Yan kung magkakasundo kami. Ohhh. I answered him na nga pala. Ang tamang oras ay depende sa kasunduan ninyo magpartner. Pero to tell you based on my experience, pinakamagandang time ng pakikipagsex na walang sagabal is during the dawn. Kung saan tulog lahat ng mga kasama niyo sa bahay. And ang pinakamahalaga din doon, nakapagpahinga na kayong dalawa. So ibig sabihin, kahit na ilang rounds pa ang gagawin ninyo, kaya niyo. Pero of course, kailangan niyo pa rin is...

Minsan may mga pagkakataon na aandar ang aking pagkatigasin. Minsan nga para ko nang inaander ang iba dyan na mas matanda pa sa akin e. Pero ang pinakadelikado yung mga ginagawa ko tuwing tatawid ako sa mga busy streets dito sa Manila. Para bang isa akong matigas na bagay na kahit banggain ay hindi maaano. Minsan nga wala akong pakiaalam kung may parating man na mga sasakyan o wala. At kung meron man, natutuwa na lang akong malamang lahat sila naghintuan at karamihan sa kanila nakatingin sa akin ng masama. Sorry na lang, minsan para akong baliw e. Hindi natatakot na mamatay. Mas takot pa ang mga drivers na mabangga ako. Minsan nabigla na lang ako nang may biglang sumigaw.... BALIW!

Naaalala ko yung isang advertisement ng alak na VSOP Brandy ba yun... ung ang sabi: Nakatikim ka na ba ng 13 anyos? heheheh! You know, kapag marinig ko ang advertisement na ito, agad-agad, naalala ko ang aking first sexperience. Alam niyo ba na 13 years old pa lang ako nang ako'y mabinyagan? She's my best friend anyway. Kahit sa ganong edad ay naglalaro pa rin kami ng bahaybahayan nun. Alam mo na sa probinsiya, kung brown out pero maliwanag ang buwan, mga kabataang katulad namin ay lumalabas ng bahay para maglaro. At that time, talagang laro lang as in laro ang aming ginawa. Kunwari, nanay siya at kunwari tatay ako. Nagluto kami nuon para sa aming hapunan. At siyempre kunwari mag-asawa kaya nagtutulungan kami sa paghahanda ng pagkain. Pagkatapos naming kumain, niligpit agad namin ang aming kinainan, at kunwari matutulog na. At sa part na yan, medyo bigla akong kinabahan. Magkatabi kaming nakahiga nuun at magkadikit ang ming mga kamay. Binalewala ko yun at gumawa ako ng paraan n...

I wish tag-ulan na. Di ko na kaya ang init. Ang totoo, amoy putok na ako habang sinusulat ko ang post na ito. Pano kasi, wala kaming tubig ngayon, ayaw ko rin namang umigib sa kapit bahay. Nakailang bihis na nga ako e. Kayo, di pa ba kayo naiinitan? Parang cool pa rin kayo a. Hayan, nakaitim nga kayo e, para bang wala kayong naramdamang init kahit kunti. Meron pang iba, naka-jacket pa ng maong. Naiingit nga ako sa inyo e. Pero, di bale, dito sa cafe na pinasukan ko katabi ko cute at lakas ng sex appeal. Feeling ko nga nilulunod ako ng kung anong chakra e. Lalo tuloy akong nag-iinit. Hindi lang nag-iinit, nag-aapoy na ako. Ikaw, nag-aapoy ka na rin ba? Hayan nga, habang binabasa mo ito, nakayap sa iyo syota mo. Ano ba? Tag-init ngayon! Mainit na panahon, pinaiinit niyo pa mga puson niyo. Matulog na nga lang kayo!

Mukhang nagsisimula na naman ang Habagat. Ibig sabihin, makakaranas na naman tayo ng ulan. Pero ewan ko kung tag-ulan na naman ba o baka nabigla lang ang atmosphere at naibagsak niya ang hawak niyang mga tubig. Kanina kasi ang lakas ng ulan. At ibinalita pa ni Mike Enriquez na meron na raw Low Pressure na namuo malapit sa Surigao. Sa bagay, balita ko, sa bandang Surigao at ibang bahagi ng Mindanao, paminsanminsan ay inuulan din sila kahit ganitong napakatindi ang init sa Summer. Pero sana kahit minsan uulanulan naman at nang di matigang ang mga lupa dito sa Pilipinas. Ito ngang ulo ko, natitigang na rin yata. Kaya nga halos limang beses na akong naligo sa isang araw. Pero kahit na, nakakalbo na rin ako sa tindi ng init. Biruin mo, may mga oras na kailangan mong maglakad sa ilalim ng araw, at talagang ramdam ko ang init na dumadampi sa ulo ko. At kung hawakan ko naman ang ulo ko, naku! ang tindi ng init. Sa bahay naman, wala naman kasing aircon, kaya basang basa lagi ang kumot ko ng paw...