The Naked Pinoy

The Naked Pinoy Supports the Iglesia Ni Cristo

2011-09-12T08:26:00.000-07:00

I agree that there are many people who hate the Iglesia Ni Cristo because of its doctrine in the salvation and Christ. It is because the INC teach the opposite of the belief of many people.

Actually the INC and the Roman Catholic Church have the same teaching on who will be saved in the day of judgment. Both churches teach that those who will be saved are those people inside the true church built by Christ, or the true Church of Christ. However, when asked which of the churches is the one true church of Christ, the INC and the RCC have their own answer to this. The RCC teach that the true church built by Christ is the Roman Catholic Church while the INC teach that it is the Iglesia Ni Cristo (Church of Christ).

Even if the INC and the RCC has the same teaching about this which is called by many as exclusive salvation, but it is the INC that is being persecuted by many because of this.

Protestants on the other hand believe that anyone who will believe in Christ will be saved in the day of judgment regardless of the church he is affiliated with. This belief of course is the opposite of what the INC and the RCC teach.

Now, with regards to the teaching on the true God, almost all Christian churches persecute the INC because the INC is the only Christian religion that teaches that Christ is not the God nor part of the God but He is only the Son of God and that it is the Father who is the only true God.

By the way, the content of this blogpost doesn't really answer the title of this post. But I really support the Iglesia Ni Cristo.

Here's another blogpost about the INC: Iglesia Ni Cristo Scandal

The Naked Pinoy Still on Page 1

2011-08-14T20:16:00.000-07:00

I know that Google is in a little bit dancing in terms of its ranking on the Naked Pinoy search. But at least, I am still happy because this blog is still listed on the first page of Google search result pages.

Actually, I was worried that I might lost that important SERP because many of those bloggers who participated the Pinay Scandal campaign has lost interest to it and deleted their post about it. In other words, I lost very important backlinks in which they help this blog to climb up into that first spot of the list.

I don't know how will the latest action of Pinay Scandal bloggers would affect my blog and the other blogs on the campaign. But I really need to do something that will help this blog survive the lost of backlinks.

I am thinking of initiating new campaign but I just don't have idea what to do and when to do.

For now, I will just do a research. I might find something good and better.

Hated by Google

2010-01-08T04:35:00.000-08:00

Mukha yatang hindi na ito binibisita ng Google. Bakit? May nagawa ba akong masama? Ewan!

Maghuhuban na lang kaya ako sa kalsada baka kung muli ay bibisitahin ako ni Google dito. Kung link ang pag-uusapan ay marami namang mga website ang nakalink sa akin a. Bakit ayaw pa rin akong puntahan ni Google dito. Dahil ba taglay ko ang pangalang "Naked"?

How's Life

2009-06-12T06:29:00.000-07:00

Oh, musta na ang buhay ng mga naked pinoy? Mukha yatang nilalamig na kayo.

By the way, lots of gays went to this site hoping that they will find any naked Pinoy photo here. Well, sorry for that. I am naked here while writing this post, but you'll never find any photos of me.

If you really want to see a naked body of Pinoy, then why not try to be naked and look at your own body.

Hayden Kho Scandals

2009-05-19T04:37:00.000-07:00

For sure, Hayden Kho is like any other normal men and professionals. But what made him different is that it seems that he has no concern on the women he was dating with.

For example... Currently, the Sex Scandal that he created or recorded with Katrina Halili and other two women reached the Senate already. And it was reported the Sen Ramon Revilla Jr is now urging the authorities to suspend Hayden Kho from practicing medicine. He was even accused of mentally illed.

Can't Go Naked

2009-05-18T06:58:00.000-07:00

I can't sleep tonight. My place is warm. I want to sleep naked but I have visitors here. Sometimes, I hate to have visitors in my house. I can't do what I want to do. If I will sleep naked and they'll find me like that, maybe they'll be thinking of something about me.

I think, I need to install new airconditioner here. I hate a place like this.

This place used to have airconditioner but it was destroyed. And I need to replace it.

Math Teacher on Sex Scandal

2009-04-18T16:53:00.000-07:00

Another 29 years old Math Teacher who is involved in a sex scandal has been arrested for having a sexual relationship with a 14 years girl old student.

What happened this guy? What's in a 14 years old girl which he couldn't find in an 18 years old or above woman?

Guys like this couldn't be trusted even by their daughters.

Minister Held in Jail for Filming Teens in Sexual Act

2009-04-18T16:43:00.000-07:00

I wonder why should a minister need to fool teens to perform sex for him while filming the whole sexual act? His supposed to be a role model to the society but then he is engaged on this sex scandal activity.

A Belle Glade Minister Rev. Richard Harris is, according to the news, accused of sexual battery, unlawful sexual activity with a minor, lewd and lascivious battery and showing obscene material to a child. It was learned by the authorities that Harris promised young teens to be sent to school or be popular in the football game if they'll perform sex in front of his camera.

The Glade community heard of rumors about that long before, but no one has the evidence to charge him.

One father of the boy victim when learned the case did nothing but to shed tears for what happened to his son.

Fifteen and Pregnant

2009-04-09T20:48:00.000-07:00

Reviews:

1) When I first saw this movie I was touched. I was also fifteen and pregnant. It helped me to understand how my life would be turned upside down and still turn out alright. I got to look at all points of view. How tina felt and how her mother had to struggle to try to keep her family togteher. I would recomend this movie to any body. Fahter or mother.

2) First of all,I think the other reviews are wrong, because this movie isnt just about "Kirsten Dunst", its deals with her whole family in the movie. It's a great movie about a girl who is 15 and she gets pregnant by a boy who leaves her and she ends up going to a school for young pregnant girls, and then she has it all on her own without her boyfriend. It's a great movie but its only for Mothers and girl teens, because they can learn from the movie if a mothers young daughter ever gets pregnant early. yes, Kirsten does give a great performance but its not just about her,the mother in the movie goes through a lot too. Great movie for a mother daughter to sit down and watch together!!

3) My mum loves these true story DVDs, which you can buy dirt cheap in many places, but I only watched it because it starred Kirsten Dunst, plus it was something I could review on here. The film jumps pretty quickly from the morning sickness in the early months, to the full-blown big bump with days/weeks to go. It's also a very short TV movie, 87 minutes, but feels a lot longer.

Kirsten Dunst plays the spoilt brat who sleeps with her boyfriend (who you can tell right away that he's just after getting into her pants), and proceeds to tell him that she doesn't want him to tell her he loves her if he doesn't. I'm sorry, but many guys will say that just to get you into bed - I'm not talking from experience here though. I thought Kirsten played the role very well, although the labour scenes were a bit OTT, but aren't they always in these type of films? She makes the adult (although she's only 15, and very immature I found) decision of not giving the baby up for adoption or abortion.

There are also some outright lies in this TV movie, but I think it's more to scare the viewing audience than anything else. Some of the characters discuss how many women die in childbirth and mention that it's 20%. And nowhere in the show are they ever corrected (it's more like 0.8%).

To make this film better, it should have been extended, and showed how Tina got on after giving birth, rather than seeing her leaving hospital all smiley. She plays a character that would shout, scream & walk out on her baby to be with her friends more than be affectionate towards it. However, it is a good movie, and thankfully, I've passed that stage, to have unprotected sex, with a guy looking like that!

Number 1 at the Google SERP

2009-03-31T17:28:00.000-07:00

I tried googling the "Naked Pinoy" and I was happy for the result.

This blog is number 1 in the SERP when searching for the keyword mentioned above in the Philippine website of Google. This is a good thing, considering that this blog is just hosted by Google's Blogger.

Underworld Scandal

2009-03-31T00:07:00.000-07:00

The Underworld Scandal. Returning for their final film in the Big Town series, crusading newspaper editor Steve Wilson (Reed) and his girl Friday Lorelei Kilbourne (Brooke) come to the aid of wayward teenage boys by paroling them under his care. Steve attempts to set up jobs and a Youth Center for the boys, putting five of them on a basketball team. However, local gangsters soon use the center to hide their ill-gotten gains and try to throw a basketball match with the boys, aided by one of the boys, Tommy. After one of Tommy's fellow miscreants is killed, Tommy amends his ways and helps put the gangsters away for good with Steve and Lorelei's help. Look for former Our Gang members "Alfalfa" Switzer and Tommy "Butch" Bond as two of the teenage hoodlums.

This product is manufactured on demand using DVD-R recordable media. Amazon.com's standard return policy will apply.

The Royal Scandal

2009-03-31T00:05:00.000-07:00

Sherlock Holmes has been portrayed in at least 3 iconic series of films and TV productions: those of Wontner, Rathbone, and (best of all) Brett. Matt Frewer is known for his rather manic and off-kilter characters and characterizations. We might expect, therefore, that his performance of Holmes might treat the twilit (sic) lands between Baker Street and Bedlam. In this, he doesn't disappoint.

Anyone interested in purchasing this sitem should, however, be aware that it isn't exactly a new issue. It was originally part of a 4-item collection known appropriately as "The Sherlock Holmes Collection". Alas, this appears to be available through Amazon only from resllers and as of this writing at a rather excessive price. However, there are no doubt other sources, including used-DVD outlets (at one of which O secured my copy.

The third film in this collection is the current item, The Royal Scandal. This is actually a melding of "A Scandal in Bohemia" and "The Bruce Partington Plans" which does no particular favor to either. While some elements of the original plots remain, the resulting mish-mash converts 2 classically designed stories into an overly elaborated pastiche. Irene Adler, whom Holmes forever after referred to as "The Woman", becomes in this version a high-class blackmailer. In the film - not the original - he admires her because she had bested him on an other occasion (involving a sizeable theft). The photograph in question, instead of a relatively innocent formal photo of the King of Bohemia and Irene Adler, is made into a clandestine snapshot of a far more scandalous nature. Holmes is determined to obtain this for his client, now the Crown Prince of Germany, while his brother Mycroft wants to get it for his own purposes.

Holmes does his bit with the preacher disguise at Ms. Adler's house, in the end to no avail. As if Ms. Adler's character were not already sufficiently besmirched, her picture and negative found their way into the possession of Mycroft, who sees to it that the Germans receive copies that merely look like the originals - so, unlike "The King of Bohemia", she is unable to make the noble gesture of revealing her own marriage and promising never to use the photo. We may, I suppose, enjoy the joke on the Germans, inasmuch as the Crown Prince is presumably the future Wilhelm II (and is played that way), who is at the very least a right arrogant b*tch. And Holmes' name gets a bit of blackening by the fact that the film shows him stealing a photo of Irene Adler from her home, rather (as in the story) receiving it from the hands of the King of Bohemia as a reward.

We have here reached the nadir of Frewer's four efforts. Any producer who can trash the good name of Irene Adler and even throw a little soot Holmes' way has certainly got the Tabloid Touch. And it was a clumsy job, with muddled motivations and rampant silliness all around.

Reviewed by: RC Walker

Scandal in Paris

2009-03-31T00:03:00.000-07:00

About Scandal in Paris:

Suave, sardonic George Sanders eases through one of his most perfectly suited roles in this sly Douglas Sirk comedy, based on the (highly questionable) remembrances of real-life French rascal turned respected lawman and author Vidoq. Sanders plays his aristocratic thief with a blasé attitude and bemused smile. Born in a jail (his home for most of his life, as it turns out), he cons his way up from the gutter to high society. He rechristens himself with a name purloined from a fancy graveyard headstone and lands a position as the Paris chief of police after an elaborate display of Sherlock Holmesian deduction uncovers a cache of jewels stolen from his patron's house (jewels he stole himself, of course). It puts him in the perfect place to plot his biggest caper ever: cleaning out the Bank of Paris. Akim Tamiroff plays his croaking sidekick (a frog to Sanders's prince of crime, or perhaps more accurately a dragon to the sneaky St. George), and Gene Lockhart is his nemesis, the disgraced former chief of police who emerges as less a figure of fun than a sad clown. Sirk shot this little gem on a low budget almost belied by the tiny but richly realized sets, beautifully designed settings that create a Paris in miniature. His Continental wit and Sanders's droll delivery and impeccable manners add a knowing wink to the production. --Sean Axmaker

Follows the cocksure criminal as he befriends a loyal pickpocket and climbs to the height of parisian society through deception seduction and his devilishly clever wit. But once he becomes the chief of police he prepares to execute the heist of his career he finds himself vulnerable to the charms of a woman Studio: Kino International Release Date: 07/22/2003 Starring: George Sanders Akim Tamaroff Run time: 100 minutes Director: Douglas Sirk

Images of Naked Children Removed from StreetView

2009-03-23T05:21:00.000-07:00

It was reported that Google is forced to remove all the images showing the naked children at the Google Street View:

The Independent on Sunday alerted the internet search giant after finding images of the toddlers, playing at a family summer picnic in a garden square in north London, captured permanently on the revolutionary mapping system. Britain's privacy watchdog, the Information Commissioner Richard Thomas, is considering an investigation into Google if more images of naked children are found to have been picked up by its cameras and made available. (source)

New SSS Inquiry Website

2009-03-15T20:15:00.000-07:00

Members of the Social Security System (Philippines) are now complaining for the worst website that the SSS system administration put online in place of the old SSS website.

Not only is the server of this website is worst but also the design of it on how the members can register online.

A blogger has put also his own SSS Inquiry Online blog where he compiled the complaints posted by the SSS members in different blogs.

Notes on a Scandal

2009-03-01T04:43:00.000-08:00

Gold stars to all for this taut psychological thriller based on Zoe Heller's novel that that gets more insidiously twisted as it unfolds. Oscar-nominated for her chilling performance, Dame Judi Dench gives a master class as schoolteacher Barbara Covett, a frumpy, friendless, and flinty spinster who lives with her cat. A formidable presence, Barbara is standoffish with colleagues and not one for students to trifle with (not that they'd dare). Cate Blanchett, also an Oscar nominee and winner of several critics society awards for her impassioned performance, costars as Sheba Hart, the new, overwhelmed art teacher who first becomes enthrall to Barbara after she steps in to help Sheba discipline unruly students. Barbara cultivates a friendship, and insinuates herself into Sheba's chaotic life, which includes her older husband (Bill Nighy), teenage daughter, and a son with Down's syndrome. Then, Barbara catches the reckless Sheba in a compromising position with a 15-year-old student (Andrew Simpson). Seizing her opportunity, the calculating Barbara does not turn her in. Rather, she wants to "help" her. "She's the one I've been waiting for," she writes in the journals she meticulously keeps, and which provide, in voiceover, her corrosive commentary. This all sounds very Fatal Attraction, but no boiling rabbits, please; we're British. Philip Glass's Oscar-nominated score accentuates the growing menace. Though there is little in these characters to admire, (one would think GLAAD would have something to say about the predatory turn Barbara's character takes), Notes on a Scandal is a compelling tour-de-force for its Grade-A cast. --Donald Liebenson

Scandal

2009-03-01T04:22:00.000-08:00

The Scandal - Sophie has nothing in common with the Earl of Banallt’s many women—and his attempts to seduce her fall flat. Good thing Fate has a way of giving second chances. But can Sophie entrust her heart to a man who appears to be as rakish as her dead husband? Or would that be madness?

www.scandal.com

2009-02-27T18:18:00.000-08:00

The www.scandal.com has become the hottest keyword in Google for lots of internet users are looking for scandal. Most of the internet searchers for the www.scandal.com are Filipino or internet users coming from the Philippines.

Sleeping Naked

2009-02-26T07:22:00.000-08:00

I usually sleep naked with my wife. My wife is already comfortable with me at her side naked. However, her brothers and sisters visit us. When we go to sleep, I just can't sleep because I am now wearing pants and shirt. I just want to take off these things, but I think it's not good to be naked with other people other than my wife.

Do you experience this too?

Valentine's Day Celebration

2009-02-10T18:12:00.000-08:00

Valentine's Day is for romance and for falling in love all over again with your partner or loved one. It is a day that you should celebrate with someone special in a way that is unique to both of you so you can renew the old loving feeling you use to have for each other when you were first courting.

Or if you have just meet what better time to take this opportunity to be together and celebrate Valentine's Day so you can let your love grow and flourish into something beautiful that you will always remember and make it an important day that you will cherish for ever.

There is a difference between young love and old love. Young love flares up and shines in a light hearted glistering sometimes unpredictable way. Where as love of the older people has a deep burning glow about them. When you are truly loved by someone you feel strong and secure and when your heart is full of love for your partner it gives you courage.

The feeling of love is beautiful it can not be seen but only felt in your heart. Valentine's Day is a perfect day to take your relationship to the next level and explore each other in ways you have never done before. You can move from gazing into each others eyes to discover the deeper meaning in your relationship with each other. However make sure that you make it a joyous and fun experience for you to remember for a long time.

Hanne Klein has a Valentine's Day Astrology Scope on her blog where she writes about how each star sign can best celebrate the day with there loved one. She has also written an astrology book "Astrology Made Simple And Easy to Understand" which is written in such a simple way that everyone can understand how astrology works go here to read the scope http://personalitiesandastrology.blogspot.com/

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Alone On Valentine's Day? No Way!

2009-02-10T18:11:00.000-08:00

So you broke up with your partner? Are you feeling lonely ? And to make things worse Valentine's Day is around the corner. What are you going to do? Hide all day in the closet? Go to the nearest bar and drown yourself in alcohol? NO WAY! I know it sucks to be alone but you don't have to. I'm going to give you some ideas so you can have one of the best Valentine's of all times.

1. Reunite with your old friends: Do you remember how was life before your ex? How you used to spend time with your friends, all the fun you used to have together, the endless nights at the movies, or just watching TV? But along came MR right and suddenly you didn't had enough time for them. This is the perfect time to reconnect. Get them a gift or invite them to dinner. You might end up having a blast! Tip: do it now before they make plans.

2. Go visit your family: Probably the same thing happened with your family. You procrastinated the time to pay them a visit. This might be your perfect timing to see them.

3. Invest your time doing something you love: When was the last time you worked out, went to a Spa, or went back packing? Life is short. Do the things that matter to you. Make time for yourself, for no one can do it for you.

4. Learn something new: Get your master's degree, learn another language, sign up for an e-course. Learning can be very rewarding; besides, you can meet new people that share your same interests, find new friends and maybe someone specialJ.

5. Try one of the internet's Dating service: Always been curios of the dating services? What better time than now to try them on. Most of them are not very expensive and match people with the same interests. It sure can be a time saver!

BONUS: FACEBOOK TRICK! Want to attract attention from your Ex? Simply put on your Face Book status "Getting Ready for Valentine's" and I guarantee you will cause an impression! LOL! Tell me how it went!

With Love,

Pia Goris

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Romantic Valentine's Day Ideas

2009-02-10T18:08:00.000-08:00

Valentine's Day is a very important day in a relationship. It is the day where husbands and wives, or two significant others have an opportunity to say "I Love You!" in a special way. This day should definitely be taken with high importance and consideration.

Women melt over this holiday. Even if she is saying that she does not want to do anything out of the ordinary, do not take those words as true. Chances are if you do, she will be hurt or maybe even a little angry. In your eyes this day may seem a little mushy, or maybe not. Either way take this once a year opportunity to spoil her a little bit - she will never forget it.

If you really want to make her happy, surprise her. Pick her up from the office early - arrange it with her boss of course. Her heart is sure to soar when she sees her loved one appear in the office with some flowers to personally whisk her away for a full day of Valentine's celebration.

Make it a special event. If it can be arranged, set up the event for a two-day rendezvous. After you surprised her at the office, take her to a nice hotel, and spend the evening in their suite. Do not worry dinner in this situation. Have something nice delivered to the room for dinner, with a bottle of champagne. Most hotels will not mind spreading rose petals across the comforter, if you ask. This would be a nice touch.

Another great idea would be to just keep it simple. One of the nicest Valentine's celebrations I can recall was a surprising moment. All morning I did not hear one "Happy Valentine's Day!" By the end of my workday, which I cut short on my own, I was so upset that my face must have been beet red.

In my upset, I decided to go to my local sports bar and have a cocktail. If you can imagine my surprise when I walked in to see that all of the tables had a single red rose with a special printed card that red "Our Fist Valentine's Day as Mr. and Mrs......" A couple of tears were soon to follow, and of course instant forgiveness. My husband had arranged to receive a phone call when I arrived. From there evening continued with romantic sunset views and a wonderful dinner.

They key to an unforgettable Valentine's Day is creativity. Surprise her a little bit. Women enjoy a little mystery. Some of the normal tendencies of men are to take her to dinner, send Valentines flowers, candy, and a card. All of these things are great. If you do take her to dinner, keep in mind that there are some classy restaurants that print their menus daily. In many cases, the restaurant will print a special note upon request. And keep whatever you do a secret. She may bug you a bit to find out; stand your ground.

Valentine's Day is a special day for couples. It should be treated this way. Regardless of how the day is spent, make the moments spent with her special ones.

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Sex and the New Mom - How to Get in the Mood When You're Not

2009-02-10T00:20:00.000-08:00

You have been awake since 5 am. Feedings, diapers, laundry, meals, emails, feedings and more feedings. You plop into bed exhausted at 11 pm, praying your baby will sleep for five hours in a row. You glance over at your husband who has that little gleam in his eye. "Sex now? No way! Roll over and go to sleep dear!"

It's a familiar scene for families with young children. As a mom, you are too tired for any kind of sex, let alone great sex. But you know a physical relationship with your husband is part of a healthy marriage. You feel badly for not desiring sex, but you're too tired to do anything about it. So how can you rekindle your desire for intimacy, even with a new baby?

1. Put it on the back burner, but don't forget about it. Having a baby does take a great amount of time, work and energy. Sex may have to go on the back burner when your baby has a need. But just like you wouldn't leave food sitting on the back burner for weeks, don't forget about sex completely. When the time isn't right for you, tell your spouse you'd really like to make love another time, how about on the weekend? Set a real time and keep your commitment. Food left on the back burner will eventually go bad and the same is true about closeness in marriage if you neglect lovemaking too long.

2. Put your mind to it. Your brain weighs just over three pounds, but it has 12 billion cells with thousands of thoughts blazing through it each day. These thoughts determine what you think of yourself and what your actions will be. If you keep telling yourself, "I'm too tired to have sex" or "I don't want my husband to see me naked," guess what? You'll act on these thoughts and avoid sex indefinitely. Why not think of yourself as a lover? Re-train your mind and paint a different picture of yourself as the woman your husband is dreaming about. Make a point of thinking each day, "I am a sexy woman, desired by my husband. I am looking forward to being intimate with my spouse."

3. Put it on the calendar. When your baby has an appointment at the doctor's office, do you go? Of course you do. Events written in the calendar with a specific time and place get done. The same applies to lovemaking. Start with putting one special time for romance with your husband in your schedule. Anticipate a great time together. You'll be so energized and feel so close to your husband that you'll be scheduling your next love appointment right away.

Having a new baby means making adjustments in your marriage. As you make time for sex, you'll see your husband become more responsive to your needs. He'll be doing more diapers and helping out with baby so you can get ready for your date nights at home. Now that's something to get you in the mood!

Today's Action Step: Talk to your husband about this article, "Sex and the New Mom." Schedule a time in the next two weeks for lovemaking.

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Nude Yoga - A Way to Improve Your Sex Life and Satisfy Your Partner

2009-02-10T00:18:00.000-08:00

If you find it hard to be naked in front of your loved one, do not have enough flexibility, are embarrassed to keep the lights on while making love or can not last as long as you would like, let's face it... your sex life is hindered. But not to worry. There are things you can do to improve your sex appeal. One of them is to start practicing yoga - naked. Why naked, you ask?

Practicing nude yoga is a way to get in touch with your body and the intimate parts of yourself. It can help improve your sex life, thus increasing the level of satisfaction experienced by your partner.

You start by taking off your clothes consciously and mindfully, creating a sacred space for your practice. You honor the preciousness of your body and of those bodies around you. There is no judgment, no competitiveness. Only appreciation for the naked body.

At first, you may be distracted by the notion of practicing yoga in the nude. With regular practice, you can overcome this and other anxieties, which directly relate to your ability to let go when having sex.

The main objective during your sessions of naked yoga is to help you feel free in your body. You learn to appreciate your physical body - it's beauty and imperfections. When you feel good about your body, you are less inhibited during sex.

Yogis believe sexuality is stored in the hips and pelvis. Poses like Bound Angle (where you sit on the floor with the soles of your feet touching) and Wide-Legged Forward Bend increase blood flow to the hips and pelvis, enhancing your sexual sensitivity and pleasure.

Yoga postures improve sex by strengthening the core muscles around the genitals, thus increasing sensation, duration and comfort. When are you are in a posture, place your awareness on the perineum, the muscle between the genitals and anus. Learning to isolate the perineum increases your sexual pleasure and that of your partner.

Postures that require you to lift your perineum can strengthen the pelvic-floor muscles the way Kegel exercises do. The intensity of your orgasms heighten as you become more aware of how to manipulate this muscle.

Also, yoga poses make you more flexible and increase your endurance. Imagine what you could do if your hips were less tight and your back bend was perfected.

How does nude yoga help improve your sex life?

* Increases flexibility so you can easily flow into challenging positions
* Builds your strength and stamina
* Makes you more confident in and out of bed
* Helps open your body
* Taps into your sexual energy
* Allows you to feel free and enjoy your body

Yoga teaches self-acceptance. If you love your body, you are more comfortable naked and less inhibited during sex. Feeling at ease with your body and bending it in different ways is sexy.

Become more comfortable with your body and with being naked. Click here for reasons why you should practice naked yoga, at least once.

What yoga class should you begin with? Click here for a description of yoga styles and their benefits.

A solution for depression - Grab your yoga mat and do inverted poses. Click here to read more about depression and how yoga is a solution...

Naked Pinoy and the SSS Online Inquiry

2009-02-04T18:58:00.000-08:00

Almost all bloggers in the Philippines are writing about the SSS Online Inquiry system. Some said, the SSS Online Inquiry sucks because it is always down and members of the SSS couldn't use it.

But what really is behind the SSS Online inquiry system of the Social Security System and why it is always down?

I as the naked Pinoy could say that all government projects which includes the Online Inquiry system of the Social Security System are harassed by the politicians and government officials who have no goal in holding offices but to suck money from the government. This is actually the main reason why the SSS Online inquiry system of the Social Security System sucks.

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A Woman Alone at Night

2009-01-23T17:17:00.000-08:00

Mira’s sexual awakening is dark, fast, and demeaning — starting with amateur porn, she willingly enters the harsh world of sex work. But Mira soon becomes conflicted: the other girls resent her and the men are rough. As her cousin tries to rescue her, Mira slips deeper and deeper into whoredom. Woman Alone at Night is striking for its intense, authentic evocation of the female sexual psyche. An explicit, intimate read, it's a book with the potential to forever change readers' understanding of sexuality.

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Naked and Empty-Handed: Transcendence and Beyond in Group Workshops

2009-01-23T17:15:00.000-08:00

The body of the book is structured along three sections, called "WHAT?", "HOW?" and "WOW!"

"WHAT?" explains the predicament of the Human condition, in which we survive as social entities at the expense of our inner harmony and bliss. It explores the process by which since our birth, we are forced by the socio-cultural context in which we grow up to abandon and forget about our Cosmic, Unlimited dimension, how we have to learn to identify with our "persona" and our role in the social drama, at the expense of our Ultimate Identity, which is no other than the totality of Existence, present, past and future. I use the analogy of a wave who forgets it is nothing but a movement at the surface of the Ocean, and is coerced into believing that it has a separate existence, independently of the Ocean and its water, and how this illusion is the source of all human misery and suffering.

This section also explains the difference between traditional psychotherapy, which tries to fix the wave's problems as a wave, and my Transcendence therapy approach, which aims at helping the wave to remember that it has never been disconnected from all the rest of the Ocean, thus putting an end to the misery derived from the illusion of separateness and to the illusion of mortality. Indeed, when a wave dies, where goes the water that was in it? Just nowhere! It stays in the Ocean where it's always been! The form of the wave dies one day, but its substance is forever alive...

In this section I also explain how living in and through the mind is akin to trying to appreciate music, love and art through a pocket calculator, and how stepping into the realm of Energy is the way out of the jail.

The second part of the book "HOW?" is a development of the topics discussed in part one, in the context of group workshops, with anecdotes, examples taken from real situations, and it elaborates on subjects such as Fear, Breathing, Jealousy, Sex and Relationships, the Heart, Energy, Music, Trust, Observing, Taking responsibility, Talking, Taking risks, The Body, Problems, Breathing, Polarity, Violence, Teasing, Regression, Magic, Meditation

The third and last section, "WOW!" shows the fallacy of trying to attain to Ultimate freedom through egocentric efforts, reveals the contradiction of trying to be reunited with the Ocean, because that would be denying that we are One with the One already! It warns against the last illusion on the Journey, that "I can become free."

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Naked Ambition: Women Who Are Changing Pornography

2009-01-23T17:13:00.000-08:00

When adult entertainment first appeared on the pop culture radar as an underground film phenomenon, women were little more than starlets, who—for the most part—answered to men. But as pornography evolved in step with technology and consumer demand over the past twenty years, it also reflected the shifting political climate. Greater sexual equality started to appear both in front of and behind the cameras. Not only did female performers take charge for the first time of their careers, but women began running the companies people purchase movies from, opening woman-friendly sex shops and writing thoughtful, analytical commentary on pornography-often from a feminist perspective. In Naked Ambition, adult entertainment industry insider Carly Milne takes readers behind the scenes and on to the frontlines of today's woman-owned and supported adult entertainment industry that has revolutionized both pornography and the traditional feminist movement that has for years often stood in opposition to it. Personal essays by Jenna Jameson, Theresa Flynt, Violet Blue, Holly Randall, Tristan Taormino, Tera Patrick, Danni Ashe, Nina Hartley, Jane Duvall and Rachel Kramer Bussel, among other top women pornographers and pornography supporters showcase this relatively recent but fast-growing segment of adult entertainment producers and consumers.

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The Naked Truth: Young, Beautiful, and (HIV) Positive

2009-01-23T17:11:00.000-08:00

At nineteen years of age, Marvelyn Brown was lying in a stark white hospital bed at Tennessee Christian Medical Center, feeling hopeless. A former top track and basketball athlete, she was in the best shape of her life, but she was battling a sudden illness in the intensive care unit. Doctors had no idea what was going on. It never occurred to Brown that she might be HIV positive.

Having unprotected sex with her Prince Charming had set into swift motion a set of circumstances that not only landed her in the fight of her life, but also alienated her from her community. Rather than give up, however, Brown found a reason to fight and a reason to live.

The Naked Truth is an inspirational memoir that shares how an everyday teen refused to give up on herself, even as others would forsake her. More, it's a cautionary tale that every parent, guidance counselor, and young adult should read.

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Naked Katrina Halili

2009-01-23T16:50:00.000-08:00

I received lots of emails from friends and visitors of this blog, "Naked Pinoy", asking me to send them the photos of Naked Katrina Halili.Actually, I don't have naked photo of Katrina Halili. The images above are taken from the search result of Google Image search.

Theme from SELaplana

2008-08-11T08:35:00.000-07:00

I already decided that this blog would use the theme used by my main blog, the SELaplana blog.

Just recently finished installing the theme and it now looks like my main blog already.

Naked Soccer - Mass Nude Event in Euro 2008

2008-07-29T10:39:00.000-07:00

Naked soccer takes place at the Euro 2008 soccer stadium; Spencer Tunick a renowned U.S photographer and a contemporary artist had been taking stunning photographs of mass nude photos of different people in different events in many countries. He has been very popular around the world because of his different form of art. As you can see, with the popularity of the soccer sport, even renowned artists get attracted to create a masterpiece out of the soccer stadium.

At the Euro 2008 soccer stadium where the Euro 2008 soccer final will be held, more than 1,800 people stripped naked for the photo shoot. The event was joined by volunteers from different countries who travel to witness the Euro 2008 Championship.

Tunick instructed his models to pose in different sections of the stadium with different poses. He instructed them to wear no glasses and avoid smiling. After carefully arranging all the models, Tunick successfully made several shots of the event and all of it were great.

According to Tunick, the special event, naked soccer, invites everyone to show the relationship of the human form the modern structures and combining the spirit of sports. All the volunteers who take part in the event are given a limited edition copy of the photo.

Well this only shows that soccer is not only a popular sport but a popular subject of renowned artist. It shows the beauty of the game even in a different form. We can never tell what will be the next art which they will use soccer as a subject.

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Naked Pinay Sex Scandal

2008-04-08T01:20:00.000-07:00

Ohhh! Are you looking for the Naked Pinay Sex Scandal? Well, Well. You're in a wrong place and the wrong time. This post is nothing to do with Pinay Naked Sex Scandal. I just join the battle against the real porn sites promoting Pinay Scandal materials such as Pinay Sex Scandal Video, Pinay Sex Scandal DVD, and other related materials.

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Pinay Scandal Update

2008-03-28T02:03:00.000-07:00

The Pinay Scandal campaign of bloggers was started by Macuha.Com. For the early weeks of the Pinay Scandal campaign, Macuha.Com successfully got the high Google SERP on "Pinay Scandal" keyword.

Every month, lots of bloggers joined the Pinay Scandal campaign. Every participants worked hard to top the Google SERP on the keywords "Pinay Scandal". Few of them are successfully included to the Top 100 pages on Google SERP and some of them surpassed Macuha.Com's rank.

The entry of SELaplana on the Pinay Scandal SEO campaign failed to be ranked on the Top 10 SERPages. However the traffic coming from the search engines searching for Pinay Scandal is already huge. Well, I'm not sure if only in my searches using Google, the SELaplana's entry wasn't ranked well, but then searches made by other Pinay Scandal searchers found the said entry on the top pages.

So with this post, I will just hope that this blog will get the share of the traffic coming from Pinay Scandal.

You Know When You Are Safe When You Can Sit Naked On The Toilet

2007-12-09T22:09:00.000-08:00

For thousands of women all over the world the concept of domestic abuse is a part of their daily lives. But while many unaffected people in society presume that the only danger a woman (or child) is in is during a physical or sexual attack the reality is that women who live with an abusive partner are on the alert for an attack every waking moment of every single day.

Of course most abusive relationships start off fairly simply. A partner gets out of control once in a while; possibly when drunk or doing drugs; hits his lady around, or breaks the furniture and windows; sobers up; says sorry and all is right until next time. But that "easy phase" does not last long.

Research on why women stay with their abusive partners shows that after about three complete cycles of the " easy phase" they start to become hypervigilent and this problem increases along with the length of time they are in that abusive relationship. This is why many psychologists believe that women who have been in long-term domestic violence relationships start to exhibit symptoms of Post Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD): an issue until recently thought only to affect returning soldiers who had been fighting in war conditions.

The woman is constantly on alert; she has to be. She watches for changes in mood (which can occur very quickly), triggers that could set her partner off on another rampage and ways to placate him in the hopes that the violence can be averted.

Joanne* sits drinking a cup of tea in a local Women's Refuge office. She can laugh about her life now but two years before life hadn't been good, or safe. She said, "It got so bad (with my partner) I couldn't even go to the bathroom on my own - I couldn't get peace even if I locked the toilet door. He would pound on the door; telling me to hurry up; accusing me of making sneaky phone calls in the bathroom - like I even had access to a cell phone."

This lack of space, and constant harassment is common to many domestic abuse situations and can be physically and mentally debilitating to the woman. She can't get any time to herself. She is often cut off from friends or other family members. There is often no respite from the constant stress of being on alert all the time and this can cause serious mental and physical health problems as the body is not designed to be on stress alert every minute of every day.

The ease with which most of us live our daily lives, often without thought or fears about our personal safety is a concept that is alien to the battered woman. We pick out our clothes to wear each day; we do our hair the way we like it; we talk to who we want when we want and we can go to the bathroom in peace and quiet. So as you are using your bathroom today spare a thought for the battered woman who would do anything for five minutes peace to herself and yet who is paralysed in fear of getting help from the likes of you and me.

If you would like to learn more about why women don't leave their abusive partners please go to http://www.olivergrouppublications.com/ebooks/IBblurb.htm This book, Invisible Bars: Why Women Don't Leave, was written by a woman, Lisa Oliver, who spent more than ten years as a battered woman in two different marriages. She uses research data and personal anecdotal information to help others understand the complexity of the domestic abuse relationship. Access to her writing services can be gained by clinking the service link on the same site.

Boy Bastos is Down

2007-09-18T02:05:00.000-07:00

Just recently, the Boy Bastos blog has been put down by authorities through Senator Loren Legarda. I just wish this blog will not be affected by any problems caused someone........ blahblah

Want to see me naked?

2007-04-30T23:40:00.000-07:00

I don't know if you'll be interested to see my body and everything that God placed into it. Well, if you want to see me naked, then visit my main blog or my photo gallery.

So, how can you see me naked?

Simple! Just read all my blogposts and learn every detail of my body through the words I wrote. Then if you think you have the complete detail, draw it in your mind until finally you'll see the image of me naked.

Appearing Naked in Other People's Dreams

2007-01-25T23:25:00.000-08:00

Appearing naked in other people's dreams is a concept which occurred to me as I woke up this morning from a dream in which I was naked. It's about time someone added this important idea to our literary and cultural heritage.

Advantages to appearing naked in other people's dreams seem infinitely numerous, but I'll limit the possibilities. When appearing naked in other people's dreams, it's preferable to use one's "power" for good and not evil.

If you've ever been naked in a dream of your own, you're aware of how vulnerable you feel at the time -- especially if you're standing naked at a major intersection during rush hour. Wouldn't it be nice if someone came by to stand next to you? If there were another naked person standing next to you, you'd feel much more confident of standing naked in the middle of the street while automobile traffic swirls around you. You could even engage in conversation with your guest, and the act of engaging in a lighthearted discussion would distract you from your embarrassment.

Many married couples could also benefit from the experience of appearing naked in one another's dreams. At night, if you're more interested in sleep than in your libido, it would be an opportune time to ask your spouse to make a naked appearance in your dreams. You could engage in the glorious art of love-making while you're both sleeping heavily. Any anatomical problems suffered while awake could be corrected in the dream, and at the speed of thought (which is arguably faster than light).

Don't want kids? No money? No time? No desire to change diapers? No good schools in your area? No problem! Having sex with your spouse while dreaming is perfectly safe. A snowball in hell would have a better chance of conception, and you'll save bundles of your hard-earned money on contraceptive devices. Be creative if you'd really like an heir: Have a child in the dream, win the lottery shortly after the birth, hire a maid to change the diapers, become President of the city council and have a school built in your back yard. Hire as many police officers as you'd like to watch the school. If you're still feeling stressed from the financial and temporal burden of children, don't worry! You'll either wake up from the dream, or the child will turn 18 before the dreams ends.

While appearing naked in other people's dreams, don't underestimate the power of giving them visions. Visions are an effective way to get the other person to achieve goals you'd like to see him or her accomplish. Alternatively, selfish reasons are a driving force within humanity, and provide a good incentive for giving people visions.

Most people deserve a raise at work. Give your employer a vision. Appear naked in one of his dreams, and remember to properly announce yourself. First, inform him that they are having a vision. If you fail to do that, your success rate of giving people visions will not achieve the maximum potential.

After you've completed step one, proceed to request a raise for yourself. Don't be greedy. I'm sure your co-workers are equally deserving of a raise. Before you speak on behalf of your co-workers, however, make sure you've qualified yourself for a raise. After all, you're special, and there's only one you.

If your employer doesn't seem convinced he's having a vision, tell him something only you would know. Think back to any private conversations you've had with him. If that method of persuasion proves ineffective, fall back on threats. Don't worry about committing acts of violence -- you'll only be bluffing. If threats don't work, try performing miracles. Be creative though -- don't perform a miracle that's already been used in the Bible, Koran, Torah, or any other popular spiritual manuscript.

Are you the boss? Give your employees visions so they'll be more accepting of lay-offs, cuts in pay, or slave labor. If you break the law, however, be prepared to give visions to federal agents and any other law enforcement officials you may encounter.

Parents, are your children misbehaving? Are you unhappy with their grades? Is your teenager paying too much money for drugs? Apply similar principles for giving them visions, and soon you'll have the perfect child you've always dreamt about.

Anyone reading to this point has probably waited for an important question to be answered, "How do I appear naked in other people's dreams?" Deeply apologetic, I confess I don't have the answer. Had I been born a science fiction writer I could easily provide that crucial piece of information. I don't know when the instructions will become available, but when it does, you'll need this article for reference. Please print a copy and retain it for your records.

--
Andy Alt
Mental Dimensions
mentaldimensions.blogspot.com/
A weblog for people who enjoy mental health and observational humor, political farce, comedy editorials, satire and spoof, along with occasional doses of non humor

Make Naked Tanning Session A Sheer Fun

2007-01-25T23:23:00.000-08:00

Folks nowadays prefer lying naked under the sun to get homogeneous tan color in all parts of their body. So, naked sun tanning is increasingly becoming popular among the Americans. However, like other ways of tanning, naked tanning is also not free of certain prerequisites. These prerequisites are basically some precautionary measures that you should always adopt before going naked in front of sun or artificial tanning lamp.

Irrespective of the way you adopt for naked tanning, you should strictly protect your body parts that happen to be sensitive to UV rays and chemicals used in artificial tanners. For that, a good number of protective balms and creams are available in the market, which should be evenly applied before the session.

Sensitive body parts such as genitals, breasts and eyes may get adversely affected as a result of naked tanning. Hence it is paramount to use extra protection on these parts. Baring eyes, you can apply UV protective SPF formula cream to all parts. For eyes, use UV proof sun glasses.

A naked tanning session under sun must not exceed half an hour while in case of tanning bed lamps time period should be limited to ten minutes. An extended naked session of tanning has been found to be resulting in red rashes on skin. So, post session, you may apply certain herbal oils on your body that don't alter tan color of your skin, instead they help tan last for long.

While going for naked sun tan mode, there couldn't be a better place than beach. At other places, you might be refrained from doing sun bath. Before going for naked bed tanning, you must be sure about amount of UV rays required as per the nature of your skin. This is to ensure an effective tanning session.

Everyday, some new ways of naked tanning are being introduced. You must first seek approval of your dermatologist before opting for any of such methods. Following his advice and these simple precautions mentioned here, your nude tanning session would be a sheer fun.

To get more information on tanning, tanning tips and tanning facts visit http://www.easy-tanning.com/tanningbeds/

The Naked Truth on Shooting Nudes

2007-01-25T23:17:00.000-08:00

There are major obstacles to overcome to get into nude photography, not least of which is the need to practise technique. By its very nature there has to be at least one subject, and the big problem for the photographer here is image. To some the image of nude photographer is tied in with the “dirty Macintosh” brigade, with the false wig and dark glasses.

Not everyone believes the adage that an erotic photograph, does not have to be nude, and a nude photograph is not necessarily erotic. The biggest challenge is to find a suitable model, and certainly in small town rural backwater areas, it is not the brightest propaganda move to put an advertisement in the Post Office window. It is also suspect to approach someone in the street.

Impeccable credentials help here, an image of a bona fide photographer, with a studio, and a business card with a portfolio. A professionally created business card also helps; a ripped off part of an old envelope invites suspicion. It is not necessary to have a portfolio of nudes, but it is essential as an aid of creating the feeling of trust. It can be very helpful to not tell a prospective model what you do, but show them, and depending on their responses take it from there.

A lot of nude photographers start with a self portrait an this is better than nothing in some cases. There are several other methods that can be used to find people to model. Your first option is to hire professional (glamour) models. That can be expensive, and they're not often familiar with that type of work. The second option is to hire amateur models, or perhaps even nude still life models, the problem here is that the latter will have no inhibitions taking their clothes off, and may be able to sit still and hold a specific pose for long periods of time, however they may not be the best models to animate themselves. The third option is not to pay a model at all, but find someone with a vested interest in making a portfolio work. Whilst thinking about this matter during the research for this article it occurred to me, that the ideal person, would be someone who would be prepared to model in exchange for a portfolio, or other photographic service. In other words, a model who has a reason to make the session work will undoubtedly put more effort into overcoming any technical difficulties. Perhaps you know someone who is pregnant who might want to model in exchange for the photos.

Secondly that type of model will produce better results, than some eighteen year olds with a perfect body and a bad attitude. A personal model with enthusiasm to explore different perspectives and techniques has to produce better results than a wooden, but perfect doll. It does not alter the fact that your model must be at peace with the thought of nude modelling as a whole, but a sensitive relationship with the photographer will work wonders here. The rules are no different for a photographer here than a portrait photographer, he or she must first have self confidence. If you cannot get that across to your model he or she will be reluctant to give it their best shot.

This type of photography is striving for a look that is natural, and even has a look that it has not been posed for at all. Comfort is essential not just physical comfort though that is important, but mental comfort, the model must be able to understand the concept behind what you are trying to do so that she can co-operate. You have to take the time to explain the techniques of flattering compositions, but equally the model has to work on being fluid and graceful in these motions.

A good relationship with your model built on confidence is essential when you come to evaluate and criticise the work. Your first session will create the tone for future work, but that is when a model will be her most nervous, a way of getting over this barrier might be to ask her to come accompanied, and that may make for a lighter more relaxed session.

Working with the same model over a number of sessions builds up a rapport, and helps the model learn what works in the images, and what doesn't. She has to be able to see the completed image, before this is really possible. As the model becomes more familiar with how you work and experiences the crucial processes of making an image, the model becomes better at generating poses which work for you, and on the whole, the number of successful images increases.

The locations for this type of photography is not important in terms of the finished image, but it needs to be a little circumspect, or you have to take along a person who watches for stray wanderers if it is outdoors. Lighting normally seems to be better if it is natural, but a single candle can be effective particularly with the use of an older model.

It is important to think ahead before this type of assignment and instruct a model to wear loose clothing and possibly no underwear as strap marks into the skin can take a long time to subside and will ruin the final shots.

Once you have managed to break into this type of work there are many stock libraries that specialise in this type of work.

This article has been supplied courtesy of Roy Barker. Roy often writes and works closely with Profitable Photography Business. This site is dedicated to coaching you in starting your own photography business but places a strong emphasis on profitability issues & guidelines. You can also gain many photography resources (some free) from Digital Photography If you seek further guides, helpful hints, articles and news, you can go to http://www.photography-business-tips.com which also has a Photographers Forum for exchange of views with other photographers.

Open Communication

2006-07-06T20:06:00.000-07:00

Sa relasyon that we engaged with, the most important thing that binds us (of course love and honesty ang lagi dyan) is the open communication. You can't say you love a person when you don't even contact here, diba? So, although malayo kami sa isa't isa but we often contact with each other.

Well, the unlimited text and calls offered by the Mobile Operators here in the Philippines is very much helpful sa amin.

Before, we were connected with the SMART communication. Kaso, medyo mahal e. Biruin mo, your 60 pesos will only be spent in 4 days with unlimited texting. While sa bago naming network, that is the TM, 50 pesos is already a 7 days unlimited texting. Hindi nga kami nagkausap ng voice to voice but we spend times in texting with each other, telling ourselves what we're doing and kung saan na kami.

With this way, lalo naming napapalakas ang aming relation (long distance relationship) and we've shown our honesty to each other.

In Long Distance Relationship

2006-07-05T20:34:00.000-07:00

To let you know, I and my fiancee is in a long distance relationship for three years already. See, three years, and with that length, we haven't experience any cool-off situation (nearly break-up instead).

Well, how did we manage this relationship?

Everybody know that long distance relationship is the hardest kind to manage. Persons who engage this kind of relationship might end up in quiting or finding other guy nearer to them.

Actually, at first we experienced a lot of problems, especially the third party entrance, which led us to near break-up situation.

Now, to solve that problem, we talked seriously, heart to heart. I asked her if she truely loves me and that she's not looking for someone other than me and telling her that if she will answer these questions with YES, then I will immediately decide that I will be marrying her if she will agree.

And as she answered me with YES, I immediately told her what to do, such as:

Mag-ingat na wag maagaw ang pag-ibig niya para sa akin. I don't mean na hindi na siya makipag-kaibigan. Of course, she can be with her friends (men), pero she need to avoid creating a close friends with them. Why? This is because love begins in closed-friend relationship.
Avoid creating a tsismis. I don't mean na siya mismo ang gagawa ng tsismis, but kailangan niyang umiwas sa mga bagay na maaring paguugatan ng tsismis, like going with someone in place na masyadong private, nakipagholding hands with someone or nakipagyakapan lalo na kung nakipaghalikan. Tsismis is not at all time true, however, let us not forget that there will be no tsismis kung walang nakikita ang tsismosa. Just like sa isang kasabihan, walang usok kung walang apoy.
Let's us make our communication open.

I said to her, na hindi lang siya ang gagawa niyan, kundi ako din. In this way, maingatan namin ang aming relation na malinis at walang bahid na dungis.

New Face

2006-06-18T23:03:00.000-07:00

The Naked Pinoy blog's face is already new. I hate those old design.

However, my face hasn't changed. It is still naked as the snakes around. I don't if you'll be interested to view it.

Naked Pictures of Famous People

2006-04-30T19:49:00.000-07:00

Sometimes it seems like every standup comedian worth his or her salt just has to do the book thing, and you might feel that yet another warmed-over stage routine is the last thing you need taking up valuable bookshelf space. Jon Stewart's book will come as an extremely pleasant surprise. He eschews the standard standup patter and instead gives us 18 short comic essays in a variety of styles that recall the prose work of Woody Allen, only with a few more references to genitals. Stewart proves himself a remarkably nimble humorist with a sharp eye for parody, whether he's writing "A Very Hanson Christmas" or "Adolf Hitler: The Larry King Interview."

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Stumbling Naked in the Dark: Overcoming Mistakes Men Make with Women

2006-04-30T19:46:00.000-07:00

Stumbling Naked in the Dark: Overcoming Mistakes Men Make With Women is the revolutionary new book on male-female relationships by author Bradley Fenton. The author asserts that a majority of men repeatedly make common mistakes while interacting with women and thus unknowingly come off as unattractive. Fenton identifies these mistakes and suggests some rather unorthodox ways to overcome them. With integrity, maturity and humor, Stumbling Naked in the Dark explains once and for all why some men just don't get "it" and offers a new mindset for leading relationships in the right direction.

While most dating and relationship books have focused on understanding the differences between men and women, Stumbling Naked in the Dark focuses on the similarities between the sexes by exploring universal laws of human behavior. Relationship problems are due to the pressure created by the "aggressively flawed" role that people, and primarily men, learn to play in our culture. This leads to men exerting negative pressure and control that causes women to subconsciously withdraw and find men unattractive.

Stumbling Naked in the Dark teaches men how to alleviate the stress and pressure associated with dating so they become more relaxed and attractive to women and explores how men can focus on what makes women feel understood and comfortable, leading to their decisions of intimacy and commitment. For example, Fenton offers insights on how:

* Interactions with women in today's social settings are burdened with pressure and distrust, leading to failure that creates a vicious cycle of anxiety and hopelessness.
* Most men unknowingly approach relationships as a game and feel the pressure of losing if they don't get what they want. Men mistakenly believe they have done something wrong if a woman chooses not to go out with them, creating an adversarial situation destined to fail.
* Success with women is not an innate skill that only a few men possess. All men can have a relationship - it's a matter of breaking down mental blocks to attain it.
* Women frequently make decisions about men based on their own anxieties and insecurities. In many cases, their availability to date has nothing to do with a specific man at all.
* Letting go of a woman's decision-making - and being healthfully indifferent to the outcome of an interaction while still genuinely caring for her well-being - is the key to attracting women.
* Making "No" an okay answer from women lessens pressure, adds more fun and actually leads to more "Yes" answers.

Fenton also discusses how to break through four common obstacles males encounter on the road to relationship success: Personal Warning Beliefs, Identity, Need for Approval and Tactile Needs and Energy.

By teaching men how to become more comfortable with themselves and erase preconceived notions about women, Stumbling Naked in the Dark offers a powerful framework for men who want to disengage from the typical "dating game" and be more confident, fair and intuitive in their relationships with women.

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The Naked Warrior

2006-04-30T19:44:00.000-07:00

Master the Secrets of The Super-Strong Using Bodyweight Exercises Only

The Graduate Course In Instant Strength Gains

"I went from 5 to 10 pullups in one week."

"I could do one wobbly one-legged squat…
[Two weeks later] I did 5 clean, butt-to-ground pistols."

"Last night I did 15 one-arm pushups with each arm.
Two months ago I couldn’t do one complete rep."

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Naked Economics: Undressing the Dismal Science

2006-04-30T19:43:00.000-07:00

Ever wonder what it means when the Fed raises interest rates? Or why there are occasional fears of inflation? To the rescue comes this simplified and chatty nontextbook textbook. Using words rather than math, it makes economics accessible, comprehensible and appealing. Wheelan, the Economist's Midwest correspondent, breezily explains the big picture, including finance, capital markets, government institutions and more. His informal style belies the sophisticated and scholarly underpinnings of his subject. Wheelan champions the often-maligned science: "Economics should not be accessible only to the experts. The ideas are too important and too interesting." Well before book's end, highly persuasive yet simply illustrated concepts sway the reader. Complex ideas are demystified and made clear, using familiar examples, such as the price of sweatshirts at the Gap. A chapter on financial markets compares a grapefruit and ice cream fad diet with get-rich-quick schemes. (He wryly offers the mantra "Save. Invest. Repeat.") Similarly, an explanation of interest rates compares them to "rental rates," an easy-to-grasp concept. And to convey what the major international institutions do, Wheelan writes: "If the World Bank is the world's welfare agency, then its sister organization, the International Monetary Fund (IMF) is the fire department responsible for dousing international financial crises." Wheelan's simplicity does not mask the detailed encapsulation of complicated issues, such as relative wealth, globalization and the importance of human capital. He smartly shows that while economic consequences can be global, they are also a part of everyday life.

Copyright 2002 Cahners Business Information, Inc. --This text refers to the Hardcover edition.

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Naked Conversations : How Blogs are Changing the Way Businesses Talk with Customers

2006-04-30T19:41:00.000-07:00

An Excerpt from Naked Conversations:

Bloggings's Six Pillars: There are six key differences between blogging and any other communications channel. You can find any of them elsewhere. These are the Six Pillars of Blogging:

1.Publishable.Anyone can publish a blog.You can do it cheaply and post often. Each posting is instantly available worldwide.

2.Findable. Through search engines, people will find blogs by subject, by author, or both. The more you post, the more findable you become.

3.Social. The blogosphere is one big conversation. Interesting topical conversations move from site to site, linking to each other. Through blogs, people with shared interests build relationships unrestricted by geographic borders.

4.Viral. Information often spreads faster through blogs than via a newsservice. No form of viral marketing matches the speed and efficiency of a blog.

5.Syndicatable. By clicking on an icon, you can get free "home delivery" of RSS- enabled blogs into your e-mail software. RSS lets you know when a blog you subscribe to is updated, saving you search time. This process is considerably more efficient than the last- generation method of visiting one page of one web site at a time looking for changes.

6.Linkable. Because each blog can link to all others, every blogger has access to the tens of millions of people who visit the blogosphere every day.

You can find each of these elements elsewhere. None is, in itself, all that remarkable. But in final assembly, they are the benefits of the most powerful two-way Internet communications tool so far developed.

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The Naked Roommate: And 107 Other Issues You Might Run Into in College

2006-04-30T19:39:00.000-07:00

A syndicated columnist for teens and young adults and the author of Campus Life Exposed, Cohen dishes commonsensical wisdom in "the first of what will be many editions of this book." Presumably, forthcoming editions will address the ever-evolving challenges of campus life (cyber-classrooms, perhaps?), but what's in this one will feel pretty familiar to anyone who attended college within the last 25 years. Tips include: be yourself, lock your door, set boundaries with your roommate, don't drink too much and be sensitive to others' differences. Cohen tackles the ins and outs of residence halls, student organizations, friendships, dating, drugs and money-oh, and he considers classes, too, though with perhaps with less enthusiasm (and certainly fewer pages) than he devotes to sex. Though he lists interesting statistics, additional resources and plenty of first-person letters from students seeking his advice, Cohen doesn't offer much that a reasonably intelligent college kid couldn't figure out on his or her own-but that may not be a weakness: "everything's going to be okay" could be just what a nervous first-year student needs to hear most.

Copyright © Reed Business Information, a division of Reed Elsevier Inc. All rights reserved.

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Naked : Black Women Bare All About Their Skin, Hair, Hips, Lips, and Other Parts

2006-04-30T19:37:00.000-07:00

"These bodies are for ourselves," says Sonia Sanchez in the introduction to this candid and provocative set of essays, all centered squarely on black women's bodies-and the myths and misogynies located therein. Byrd has written for Vibe and Rolling Stone; Solomon is a former senior editor at the Source and current health editor for Essence. Together, they have gathered black women from a variety of walks of life, from hip hop icon Melyssa Ford and superstar singer Kelis to an AIDS-afflicted feminist activist, and a former prostitute serving twenty-five years for murdering "a john... who became the unintended victim of my rage and depression and self-hatred." In between are notes on "My Tush" ("Butt, ass, bum, booty, rump, onion, junk in the trunk, ba-dunck-ka-dunk, rear, backside"), "Ho Gear," "The Curl," "Femme Invisibility" and a host of other hot button body issues. As empowering as it is demystifying, this book does not avert its gaze for a moment.

Copyright © Reed Business Information, a division of Reed Elsevier Inc. All rights reserved.

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Naked

2006-04-30T19:35:00.000-07:00

Hip radio comedy fans and theater folks who belong to the cult of Obie-winning playwright/performer David Sedaris must kill to get this book. These would be fans of the scaldingly snide Sedaris's hilariously described personal misadventures like The Santaland Diaries (a monologue about his work as an elf to a department store Santa) seen off-Broadway in 1997. In a series of similarly textured essays, Sedaris takes us along on his catastrophic detours through a nudist colony, a fruit-packing plant, his own childhood, and a dozen more of the world's little purgatories. --This text refers to the Audio Cassette edition.

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Calling for Love-Making

2005-11-01T17:48:00.000-08:00

Did you ever try that one of your x-girlfriend is calling you for a love-making?

Last night, I received a text messages telling me that she missed me, she still love me and treasured those times that we spent exploring our nude bodies and absorbing those wonderful sensation while our bodies interact with each others movement.

"Owwww! Matagal nang panahon yun a!" I told my self. Maybe 5 or six years na ang nakaraan.

Ang ikinatutuwa minsan ng aking isip ay ang malaman na I was really different from guys who became her partners in bed. Besides na I am his first, masarap daw ang aming mga pagniniig.

Ohhhh! Heaven! Ganoon ba?

There were times nga raw na she's imagining those times na naroon kami sa isang puno ng manga (alam na!). Yun daw kasi ang pinakamasarap sa lahat. At iniisip niya lagi iyon everytime she engaged with *** with her past boyfriends.

Habang sinusulat ko ito, patuloy akong nakatatanggap ng mga text messages niya. What should I do?

Sex with a Friend

2005-10-31T05:26:00.000-08:00

Ang tagal ko na ring di nakapagpost dito. Ka Webspy tried to post also pero parang ilang post lang yata ang kaniyang nagawa.

So much for that, ikikwento ko sa inyo ang isang karanasan na pambihira sa buhay ko. Pambihira ha! Parang... Wow! Unbelievable!

Kahapon kasi pumunta ako ng SM. Bahala kayo mag-isip kung saang SM yun. Basta SM dito sa Metro Manila. Natural malapit nang halloween kaya tumambay ako doon sa exhibition place.... Don ba sa maraming halloween stuffs.

Habang nakatitig ako sa isang maskara ng kalansay, someone kumalabit sa akin. Lumingon ako. Nakita ko sa Lorna. Kaibigan ko.

First time naming pagkikita yun for 5 years. Kaya medyo marami kaming napagkuwentuhan. Tapos niyaya do siya sa apartment ko. Dalawa lang kami doon siyempre dahil solo ko lang ang apartment na iyon e. Pero bago kami pumunta doon, bumili muna akong family size na Pizza from the Pizza hut. Hawaiian syempre kasi yun ang gusto niya, at mabuti na rin yon kasi mura.

Sa apartment, kumain kami ng tanghalian pero alas 3 na yun. May canned beer pa sa refregerator, at yun ang ininom namin.

Pagkatapos naming magkuwentuhan, na-feel bored kaming dalawa kaya napag-isip-isip ko na bumili ng DVD. Siyempre mahirap lang ako kaya pirated binili ko. Pag-alis ko ng bahay, sumama na siya sa akin kasi ayaw daw niyang maiwan mag-isa. Hala sige. Pumayag na ako.

Matagal kami sa pagpili ng bibilhin namin. Siguro after 30 minutes nakapagdecide din kami.... Kama-Sutra.

So, nanuod na nga kami. Magkatabi kami sa sopa noon e.

Mga bandang kalahati na ng movie, pareho na kami tinablan. Nakita ko siya namumula na ang pisngi. Ako rin naman nanginginig na ang mga laman ng katawan ko.

Tumayo ako, sabi ko sa kaniya iihi lang ako. Pero pinigil niya ako. Siya lang daw muna naiihi na raw siya. Sabi ko, sabay na lang kami, pumayag naman siya....

At yun na. Sa malinis kong CR nagkakagulo ang mga katawan namin. For about 1 hour siguro kaming nagkarambola doon, hanggang sa naligo narin kaming dalawa para matapos na.....

After that..... pareho kami pagod kaya, natulog na lang kami sa room ko. Nagising kami alas 11:00 na ng hating gabi.

Tumawag na ako sa McDo para mag-order ng pagkain. After ilang minuto andyan na.... Kain na kami ng hapunan namin. Siyempre after maghapunan, mag-uurong na ng mga gamit sa hapag kainan.......

Umandar uli ang kainitan ng katawan kaya hayun.... 2 rounds uli.

Sabi ko. Pambihira talaga to. Pambihira nga....

Ang pagbabalik

2005-08-16T09:26:00.000-07:00

Owwww! Good morning people.... Morning dito ehehehe....

Musta na kayo!!!! By the way, ano ba ang gagawin mo kung ang asawa mo ay nagloko? Girlfriend ko kasi nagloko na.... I have here an article about this topic.... Kasi ako wala akong ginawa kundi ang hiwalayan siya....

Read this article... Handling the Cheater.

Virgin Teens are Healthy

2005-07-07T19:18:00.000-07:00

I really agreed that teens who are virgins are more healthier than those who engaged in premarital sex.

Emotionally, Virgin Teens are not disturbed by the sexual desires which is present to those who already experienced sex. Based on my experience, a teen who once tried having sex is likely to look for it again and again.

Virgin Teens are safe from unwanted pregnancy. And we all know the result of unwanted pregnancy, since the couple is not yet ready to be at this stage.

Virgin Teens are safe from sexually transmitted disease.

Thus, to stay virgin until you finally get married is the best way to remain healthy.

Joining In

2005-07-07T19:14:00.000-07:00

Starting today, I am already one of the writers who will entertain you as one of the Naked Pinoys here on this blog. I just want to utilize it since the true Naked Pinoy is not posting here anymore.

I don't know what happen to The Naked Pinoy's blogging interest. It seems that his blogging interest is already fading away.

So, to begin with, just read my next post.

Malamig sa labas, mainit katawan ko

2005-05-26T04:31:00.000-07:00

Malakas ang ulan dito sa amin. Ewan ko sa dyan sa inyo. Ang sabi sa internet, mainit daw isa ibang bahagi ng Pilipinas.

Pero, kahit malamig dito, malamig nga rin ang pakiramdam ko, pero mainit ang katawan ko. Sobra ang init, na kahit ang itlog siguro ay kayang lutuin.

Mataas daw lagnat ko, sabi ng nanay ko. Ang totoo, masakit din ang ulo ko. Pero hindi ito hadlang para hindi ako magpost dito. Ang totoo, ito ang pinakamagandang panahon para ako magpost ng mahahalagang pangyayari sa buhay ko. Malay ko kung ito na ang katapusan ko sa mundo, at ang mga post ko dito ang tanging alaala na aking maiwan sa inyo.

Pero, naniniwala ako na hindi pa ako papatayin ng Dios dahil masama akong damo. Di ba sabi ng marami, ang masamang damo, matagal mamatay? Pero sana nga, para magkaroon pa ako ng time na magawa ang mga bagay na maaring makakatulong sa akin para maabot ko ang aking mga pangarap.

Star Wars Episode 3

2005-05-22T21:57:00.000-07:00

Nanuod ako kanina ng Star Wars Episode 3. Maganda siya at gaya ng Star Wars Trilogy, shocking ang mga effects at very touching ang story.

Kaso, bad trip ako sa nagiging takbo ng story nito. Ang hinahangaan kong hero character ay naging kalaban na ng kaniyang ipinaglalaban noon. Gaya ng kaniyang Ama, siya man din ay nahikayat ng dark world. At sa kahulihulihan, kung anong nangyari sa katawan ng kaniyang Ama ay siya naman ngayong kaniyang dinanas.

Right Time For Sex

2005-05-22T10:54:00.000-07:00

Well, this morning a friend of mine asked me about the right time to have sex with a wife. I told him na wala namang right time sa sex as long as you both aggreed to have that one kahit nga kung saan niyo gusto e.

Then, he suddenly said, "Thanks!" Nagtaka ako, ba't siya nagpapasalamat e hindi ko nga sinagot ang tanong niya e. So I told him, "thanks? what's that for?"

He answered, "Thanks for answering me." Ngayon alam ko na kung kailan ang tamang panahon ng pakikipagsex sa aking girlfriend. Yan kung magkakasundo kami.

Ohhh. I answered him na nga pala. Ang tamang oras ay depende sa kasunduan ninyo magpartner.

Pero to tell you based on my experience, pinakamagandang time ng pakikipagsex na walang sagabal is during the dawn. Kung saan tulog lahat ng mga kasama niyo sa bahay. And ang pinakamahalaga din doon, nakapagpahinga na kayong dalawa. So ibig sabihin, kahit na ilang rounds pa ang gagawin ninyo, kaya niyo.

Pero of course, kailangan niyo pa rin isaalangaalang ang kalinisan ng inyong katawan. Siyempre, kagigising nyo lang, so kailangan niyo munang mag-toothbrush at maglinis doon. Natural, sa panahon na kayo natutulog, ang mga bacteria naman ay nagrereproduce o nagpaparami ng kanilang mga sarili. Nagsex din ba? heheheh. Halimbawa sa bibig natin habang tulog tayo ay nagkakaroon ng stockup of saliva kaya ang mga germs ay nagkaroon ng time para dumami. As siyempre doon din dahil walang flow of air dumarami din ang germs doon. Wika nga, kung may masangsang na amoy, may germs.

Ngayon kung medyo nagkasundo kayo na gagawa kayo ng ganong bagay, better not to start yet hanggang di kayo nakapaglinis ng katawan ninyo para di kayo mabitin. Of course, dahil mahal ninyo ang isa't isa sa inyo ay handa ninyong kakayanin kahit gaano kaamoy ang isa't isa sa inyo. Pero hindi naman dyan lang nahulog ang terminong mahal e. Kung gayon, dahil mahal niyo ang isa't isa sa inyo, humanap kayo ng paraan na although you are both enjoying, pero wala ding mapipinsala ni isa man sa inyo dahil sa infection na dulot ng kakulangan ng kalinisan.

Biruin mo, sisisid ang asawa mo pero di mo naman pala nilinisan ang sisisiran niya. E di para na rin siyang lumangoy sa fishpond na limang taong hindi napapalitan ng tubig. At matataim mo bang makita na ang sakit mong halotisis ay hinawa mo pa sa asawa mo? O come on! Maglinis naman kayo.

Take note. Kakaiba ang enjoyment na mafeel ninyong dalawa kung pareho kayo walang iniisip kundi ang sexual activity niyo lang. Pero kung ang isa sa inyo na disturb dahil naamoy niya ang mala-panis na paksiw na isda... Aba, baka mamadiliin nya at bitin ang isa sa inyo.

Tigasin

2005-05-21T23:13:00.000-07:00

Minsan may mga pagkakataon na aandar ang aking pagkatigasin. Minsan nga para ko nang inaander ang iba dyan na mas matanda pa sa akin e. Pero ang pinakadelikado yung mga ginagawa ko tuwing tatawid ako sa mga busy streets dito sa Manila. Para bang isa akong matigas na bagay na kahit banggain ay hindi maaano. Minsan nga wala akong pakiaalam kung may parating man na mga sasakyan o wala. At kung meron man, natutuwa na lang akong malamang lahat sila naghintuan at karamihan sa kanila nakatingin sa akin ng masama.

Sorry na lang, minsan para akong baliw e. Hindi natatakot na mamatay. Mas takot pa ang mga drivers na mabangga ako. Minsan nabigla na lang ako nang may biglang sumigaw.... BALIW!

VSOP - Nakatikim ka na ba...

2005-05-20T11:27:00.000-07:00

Naaalala ko yung isang advertisement ng alak na VSOP Brandy ba yun... ung ang sabi: Nakatikim ka na ba ng 13 anyos?

heheheh!

You know, kapag marinig ko ang advertisement na ito, agad-agad, naalala ko ang aking first sexperience. Alam niyo ba na 13 years old pa lang ako nang ako'y mabinyagan?

She's my best friend anyway. Kahit sa ganong edad ay naglalaro pa rin kami ng bahaybahayan nun. Alam mo na sa probinsiya, kung brown out pero maliwanag ang buwan, mga kabataang katulad namin ay lumalabas ng bahay para maglaro.

At that time, talagang laro lang as in laro ang aming ginawa. Kunwari, nanay siya at kunwari tatay ako. Nagluto kami nuon para sa aming hapunan. At siyempre kunwari mag-asawa kaya nagtutulungan kami sa paghahanda ng pagkain. Pagkatapos naming kumain, niligpit agad namin ang aming kinainan, at kunwari matutulog na.

At sa part na yan, medyo bigla akong kinabahan. Magkatabi kaming nakahiga nuun at magkadikit ang ming mga kamay. Binalewala ko yun at gumawa ako ng paraan na mawala iyon sa pamamagitan ng pakikipagkuwentuhan sa kaniya. Pero wala din. Hanggang sa may nangyari na nga.

Kaya minsan pag nagtatanong na ang model ng alak na ito.... nakatikim ka na ba ng ** anyos?... Talagang sinasagot ko agad... aba siyempre, ** anyos din ako nang akoy matikman ng isang ** anyos!

I wish tag-ulan na

2005-05-19T04:44:00.000-07:00

I wish tag-ulan na. Di ko na kaya ang init. Ang totoo, amoy putok na ako habang sinusulat ko ang post na ito. Pano kasi, wala kaming tubig ngayon, ayaw ko rin namang umigib sa kapit bahay. Nakailang bihis na nga ako e.

Kayo, di pa ba kayo naiinitan? Parang cool pa rin kayo a. Hayan, nakaitim nga kayo e, para bang wala kayong naramdamang init kahit kunti. Meron pang iba, naka-jacket pa ng maong. Naiingit nga ako sa inyo e.

Pero, di bale, dito sa cafe na pinasukan ko katabi ko cute at lakas ng sex appeal. Feeling ko nga nilulunod ako ng kung anong chakra e. Lalo tuloy akong nag-iinit. Hindi lang nag-iinit, nag-aapoy na ako.

Ikaw, nag-aapoy ka na rin ba? Hayan nga, habang binabasa mo ito, nakayap sa iyo syota mo. Ano ba? Tag-init ngayon! Mainit na panahon, pinaiinit niyo pa mga puson niyo. Matulog na nga lang kayo!

Tag-ulan na naman?

2005-05-17T09:38:00.000-07:00

Mukhang nagsisimula na naman ang Habagat. Ibig sabihin, makakaranas na naman tayo ng ulan. Pero ewan ko kung tag-ulan na naman ba o baka nabigla lang ang atmosphere at naibagsak niya ang hawak niyang mga tubig.

Kanina kasi ang lakas ng ulan. At ibinalita pa ni Mike Enriquez na meron na raw Low Pressure na namuo malapit sa Surigao. Sa bagay, balita ko, sa bandang Surigao at ibang bahagi ng Mindanao, paminsanminsan ay inuulan din sila kahit ganitong napakatindi ang init sa Summer.

Pero sana kahit minsan uulanulan naman at nang di matigang ang mga lupa dito sa Pilipinas. Ito ngang ulo ko, natitigang na rin yata. Kaya nga halos limang beses na akong naligo sa isang araw. Pero kahit na, nakakalbo na rin ako sa tindi ng init. Biruin mo, may mga oras na kailangan mong maglakad sa ilalim ng araw, at talagang ramdam ko ang init na dumadampi sa ulo ko. At kung hawakan ko naman ang ulo ko, naku! ang tindi ng init.

Sa bahay naman, wala naman kasing aircon, kaya basang basa lagi ang kumot ko ng pawis ko. Kaya minsan naalala ko, bagay lang na naghiwalay kami ng girlfriend ko ngayon, kasi ang init ng panahon. Ang babaw ko anu?

Working with the Naruto-Shinobi

2005-05-16T09:01:00.000-07:00

I will just give time to my Naruto-The Legendary Shinobi. I wanted to post it on the blog from episode 1 to episode 10.

But I have time, I will also post my daily thoughts of anything.

Search: Paano mag-romansa ng babae

2005-05-14T08:09:00.000-07:00

Ngayon ay nalaman kong may nagsearch ng, "paano mag romansa ng babae" sa google na siyang dahilan para mapunta siya dito sa site ko. Amazing ha?!? Pero para yatang about sex ang hinahanap ng karamihan ng mga visitors ko.

Pero sasagutin ko yang tanong na yan sa paraang hindi bastos.

Paano ba magromansa ng babae? Sa salita palang na romansa, tumutukoy na ito sa pagpapaligaya ng babae. Ngayon, siguro naman kung sasabihin, paliligayahin ang babae sexually, ibig sabihin nito, bigyan mo ng pagkakataon na maramdaman ng babae ang kakaibang sensation sa pamamagitan ng pagbabalewala ng mga bagay na para sa iyo.

Ang totoo, nahihirapan din akong sabihin ang gusto kong sabihin sa pamamagitan ng site na ito. Alam mo na, maaring may mga batang makapunta dito at hindi ito dapat na mabasa nila.

Ganito lang siguro. Para mapaligaya mo ang partner mo, gawin mo na ang lahat ng alam mong gawin na sa tingin mo liligaya siya. Subali't sa paggawa mo ng mga bagay na iniisip mo, dapat mo pa rin isaalangalang ang pagkatao niya. Huwag mo naman siyang babuyin o di kaya ay saktan.

Medyo hindi nga malinaw ang aking sagot, pero kung gusto mo ng mga information na malinaw, email mo na lang ako sa nakedpinoyph@yahoo.com.

Jojo Acuin and the Friday the 13th

2005-05-13T22:00:00.000-07:00

I read from a tabloid na according to Jojo Acuin, this day, Friday 13th is the evil and blood day. Kaya mag-ingat daw tayo.

Pero, sa totoo lang, wala namang pinakaiba ang araw ng Friday 13th sa ibang araw e. Puno daw ito ng kamalasan. Naniniwala ba kayo? Sa totoo lang, sinasabi ko sa inyo, hindi ako naniniwala dito. Bakit?

Ganito. Kung marami mang mga disgrasya ang nangyari sa araw na ito, marami din naman disgrasya ang mga nangyayari sa ibang mga araw a. Ang kamalasan talaga na sa tao lang yun. Kahit papano ay naniniwala pa rin ako sa buhay na maibibigay sa atin ng Dios. Ngayon kung puro kasamaan ang mga ginagawa natin at mga gawa ng kawalang disiplina, ay natural puro kamalasan ang aabutin natin. Pero kung maingat lang tayo at laging isinaalangalang ang kalooban ng Dios, for sure din walang kamalasan tayong maranasan. Sa mga mabubuting tao, alam ko kung may mga kahirapan man silang dinaranas yun ay isang bahagi ng mga pagsubok lang sa kanila at bahagi din iyon ng buhay na bigay ng Dios sa kanila.

Sa bagay, marami din akong mga ginawang mga bagay na masasabi kong masama, pero kung anoman ang ibinunga noon sa buhay ko, kailan man ay hindi ko iyon ibinibilang na kamalasan sa buhay, dahil para sakin yun ay karapatdapat lang na aking daranasin bunga ng aking mga pagkakamali.

Kung may mga naaaksidente man sa araw na ito, sa aking paniniwala yun ay bunga lang ng kanilang katangahan o di kaya ay kawalan ng disiplina at pag-iingat.

Kung may mga tao man ngayon ay pinatay, bunga lang din iyon ng kanilang mga ginawang mga bagay na masasama rin. Subali't para sa mga taong napatay dahil napagkamalan, naniniwala po ako na talagang hanggang doon lang ang kanilang buhay.

Pasahe Magtataas

2005-05-12T02:57:00.000-07:00

Magtataas na naman ang pasahe natin. Dos Pisos sa Jeep ug Piso sa Bus. At ang MRT at LRT magtataas na naman ng minimum fare ng sampung piso. Wow! ibig sabihin magtaasan na naman ang bilihin. Malaking problema to. Para na tayong nasa Japan nito. Pero wala tayong magagawa, talagang ganun... talagang ganito ang mangyayari.

Pero okay lang. Alam kong makakayanan din natin ito. Sa bagay kasalanan natin ito. Bakit ko nasabi ito:

Unang-una, kung inalagaan sana natin ang ating natural resources at ipinukos doon ang atensiyon ng ating paghahanap-buhay, e di sana hindi tayo naghihirap. Kaya lang kasi tayo naghihirap ng ganito dahil sa wala tayong mapagkakitaan e, lalo ng ang mga taong nabibilang sa urban poor.

E ano ba ang ating maaasahan na magiging hanapbuhay natin? Kung maghahanap ka ng trabaho, kung wala ka namang pinag-aaralan ay totoong hindi tayo makakita ng trabaho agad. E, iyon ngang mga nagtapos ng College at ang iba ay may Master Degree pa hindi agad nakakita ng magandang trabaho, e yun pa kayang nasa Elemtary lang.

Kung magnenegosyo naman, kailangan din natin ng capital para masimulan ang negosyo. E kung mahirap lang tayo, talagang wala tayong aasahan sa negosyo.

Pero ganun pa man, kahit na sobra ang hirap sa panahon natin ngayon, kung magsikap naman tayo at magsipag, makakahanap din tayo ng magagamit natin sa pang-arawaraw. Marami namang paraan na malinis at naayon sa batas di ba?

Consider na lang natin yung mga taong nasa Payatas ngayon. Nang minsang mapadaan ako dyan, nakita ko ang isang mansion. Mansion ha! Pero alam niyo ba kung ano ang source of income ng may-ari nito? Basura! See. Kahit sa basura, mabubuhay din tayo. Wag mo lang kainin ang basura.

Kahit sa Japan naman e. Marami doon ang nabubuhay sa basura. Ang kakaiba lang naman kasi ng basura doon ay hindi mabaho tulad ng sa atin dito. Gaya na lamang ng mga lumang sasakyan, mga appliances at marami pang iba. Ang totoo nga, karamihan sa basura doon ibininta na dito sa Pilipinas e. At ang Pilipinas ang naging basurahan na ng mga Japon.

Sa bagay, hindi rin natin maaring maikumpara ang Japan dito sa Pilipinas. Doon kasi kahit na matataas ang bilihin doon, ang mga tao naman kasi, doon masisipag at suportado ng Gobyerno. E dito sa Pilipinas? Sa bagay masisipag din naman tayo diba? Masipag matulog at gumawa ng katarantaduhan. Suportado rin naman tayo ng Gobyerno e. Suportado tayo sa pangungulekta ng buwis na napupunta lang sa bulsa ng mga gahamang politiko na nakaupo ngayon sa Gobyerno.

Mainit ang ulo

2005-05-09T21:37:00.000-07:00

Sa sobra ng init ng panahon, mainit na rin ang ulo ko. Kunting problema lang, parang gusto ko nang manuntok. Lalo na kung maalala ko ang girlfriend kong may boyfriend nang iba.

Sa bagay kung yung girlfriend ko ang laging maalala ko lalo talagang iinit ang panahon. Unang-una selosa yun. At dahil sa sobrang pagkaselosa ay parang ayoko nang makasama siya. Pero pagmaalala ko naman kung paano siya makakasama sa kama, ay lalong iinit talaga ang mga ulo ko.

Ohhhhhh! Ang sama ng isip niyo. I am just telling the truth naman e. Kung kayo lang ang nasa sitwasyon ko, baka nga masabi mo rin gaya ng mga sinasabi ko ngayon.

Yahoo Chatrooms

2005-05-08T21:30:00.000-07:00

Alam niyo, dati ang Yahoo chatrooms ay may magandang image harap ko e. Kumbaga kung babae pa yan, ito yaong wala pang kamuwangmuwang sa mundo.

Biruin mo kanina, nang magtry akong mag-online through the Yahoo Messenger, naisip kung magbukas ng chatrooms. Halos lahat ng chatrooms na nabuksan ko, puro kamanyakan ang pinag-uusapan.

Meron pang iba, tawag ng tawag sa akin, kesyo gusto niyang ma-view ang webcam ko. E, sa katagalan, pinagbigyan ko with a condition na pakita din siya sa akin. Nagpakita nga, kaya nagpakita na rin ako. Pagkatapos non e di kuwentuhan na kami ng kuwentuhan hangang sa mapunta kami sa sex and romance. Pambihira sabi ko sa sarili, ang libog nitong babaeng ito. Mayamaya pa nakikipagsex na sa akin on Yahoo Messenger.

Natural hindi ako sanay sa ganyan e. Magaling lang ako sa chatting pero yung maghuhubaran kayo sa harap ng camera pambihira. Parang nawalan ako ng ganang magchat. Pero, nadala rin ako. Alam niyo na tao din ako natutukso. Paano kasi itong kausap ko nakahubad at nilarularo na niya ang kaniyang ano. Sabi niya, maghubad daw ako..... Maghubad na sana ako pero di ko talaga kaya....Pinatay ko na ang computer ko.

Although naka-aircon ang kuwarto ko pero pinawisan ako marami. Parang first timer e... e hindi naman.

The Crying Shoulder

2005-05-06T07:03:00.000-07:00

Alam niyo, para kaming mga artista ni Joyce. Tinginan nga sa amin ang mga tao e. Paano kasi, nang magkita kami ay bigla ba namang yumakap sa akin saka umiyak. Nalilito ako kung anong gagawin ko. Namula nga ako dahil kitang kita ko ang mga mata ng mga taong sakay ng mga jeep, at iba pang dumaan, lahat sa amin nakatuon. Kaya, dalhin ko sana siya sa isang lugar na kami lang, para atleast kahit anong gagawin namin walang ibang makakapansin.

But then, sa halip na ako ang magdala sa kaniya sa isang lugar, she suggested na it's better if sa kaniyang room na lang sa isang hotel kami magpunta. Kaya doon nga kami nagkuwentuhan.

Joice is just a sister for me, gaya ng sinabi ko sa mga unang post ko and I am just a big brother sa kaniya.

Pagdating doon sa room, habang nagkukuwento siya sa kaniyang mga problema panay naman ang iyak niya. I don't even know kung anong gagawin ko kahit doon na kami lang ang tao. Halos ayaw na akong bitiwan sa pagkayap. Ang hindi niya alam, nadadala na rin ako. After all, tao lang ako.

Actually maliit lang ang problema niya. Nagkataon lang na na-inlove siya sa kaniyang boyfriend na lokoloko.

Noong magpaalam siya sa akin na sasagutin na niya yang taong yan, pinaalalahanan ko na siya na magiging handa sa maaring mangyari, dahil maari siyang masaktan kung sakaling may gagawing kalokohan ang lalaking yon. I even told her na hindi dapat iyakan ang mga ganyan. Pasalamat nga siya at habang maaga ay nalaman niya ang mga kalokohang ginawa ng lalaking iyon.

After several hours of cheering her up, naging okay din ang takbo ng pakikiramdam niya. Hanggang sabihin niya, na "well, ganoon talaga ang buhay. Gaga kasi ako kaya naging ganon ang nangyari...." and then she smile to me. Tapos isang mahigpit na yakap uli at hinalikan ako sa pisngi.

Wow! Para kaming mag-girlfriend a. Hindi. Walang malisya yon.

Then after that, umorder na ako sa Chowking ng mga pagkain namin for late lunch. Tapos, we spent the rest of our times na sa panonood ng mga palabas sa cable habang magkatabi kaming nakaupo sa kama, nagkukuwentuhan ng kung ano-ano.

Hiwalayan?

2005-05-05T08:14:00.000-07:00

To let you know, I don't want to talk anymore about my x-gf. Free na kami sa isa't isa, so what's the use kung pag-uusapan pa natin ang mga nakaraan namin. Walang kuwenta yon. Puro kagaguhan lang mga ginagawa namin.

Oo nga, nanduon na kami. Marami kaming mga good times and bad times, pero halos yata bad times na lahat. Nagsisi ako ba't pinatagal pa namin ang aming relasyon ng ganon. I wasted my time lang. Sometimes nga, I said to my sel, mabuti pa hindi ko na siya nakilala. PANGIT SIYA!!!!!!!!!!

Ang laki-laki ng nagastos ko para sa kaniya. Siguro kung susumahin, ewan ko kung ilang hundred thousand na.

Maari niyong sabihin: Pero, bawi din naman kasi binibigay niya sarili niya para sa kaligayahan mo?

And I will tell you this also: Anong ibinigay niya sarili niya para sa kaligayahan ko. Ako nga itong nagsisikap lagi na mapaligaya siya! Biruin mo, tuwing magkasama kami, halos sa isang oras na pagniniig namin, 50 minutes was the time na I spent making moves para mapaligaya siya.... para maabot niya ang langit for several times. Then 10 minutes lang ang ibinigay ko para sa aking sarili. Hindi ba't lugi ako? PANGIT SIYA!!!!!!!

Kaya, it's better to forget na lang about her. Pag-usapan na lang natin ang ibang bagay.

She called me

2005-05-04T05:26:00.000-07:00

This evening, Joyce called me. Marami daw siyang gustong ikuwento sa akin. She even asked me kung bakit hindi na ako nagte-text sa kaniya.

Actually, gustong-gusto ko siyang ite-text kaso talagang taghirap ako ngayon. Wala na nga yong mga mahahalagang gamit ko, naibenta ko na. Minalas e. Kasabay ng pagkawala ng girlfriend ko nawala na rin ang lahat ng mga gamit ko.

Pero ganun pa man, nagpapasalamat pa rin ako dahil sa kabila ng lahat ng ito, nariyan pa rin si Joyce. Although Brotherly lang ang tingin niya sa akin, pero atleast may dumamay pa rin sa akin.

Pero anu kaya ang ibig sabihin ng sabi niya na marami rin siyang gustong ikuwento sa akin? Tungkol ba ito sa boyfriend nya?

Alam niyo, kakaiba ang pagkakaibigan namin ni Joyce. Ewan ko kung may magkaibigan ding iba na katulad ng pagdadala namin. Kasi, halos wala kasi kaming sinisekreto sa isa't isa e. Mula sa pamilya nila, mga kaibigan niya, maging sa relasyon niya sa boyfriend niya, lahat lahat ay ikikwento niya sa akin, pati na kung ano ang kanilang mga ginagawa.

Kaya ngayon na tumawag siya sa akin, sigurado ako may malaking problema na naman ang babaeng ito.

Pero para sa inyong kaalaman, anu po, si Joyce ay dati kong nililigawan. Kaso, ayaw niya na ligawan ko siya, kasi gusto daw niya, big brother lang ako. Kaya , sige na lang din ako. At least magkasama kami lagi sa pamamasyal, pagsisimba, manuod ng sine at kung saan-saan pa. Nagbago nga lang ng kunti ang takbo ng lakad namin simula ng magkaboyfriend siya kasi minsan daw nagseselos sa akin itong bf niyang pangit.

Pero ngayon, mukhang may lakad na naman yata kami. Kasi, sa tuwing may problema siya, tinatawagan nya ako, tapos makikipagkita sa isang lugar, at siyempre, solo namin ang lugar na iyon. hehehehe. Kung anoano yata iniisip niyo nang sabihin kong solo namin ang lugar na iyon. Pero totoo yun. Kaya nga sabi ko kanina, kakaiba ang pagkakaibigan namin.

Halik? Normal lang sa amin yon, pero hindi yung halik na may halong romansa. Yakap? Normal lang din sa amin yon. Pero hindi yung yakap na may halong hipo. Magkatabing matulog? Normal lang din sa amin yun. Pero walang halong anu... alam niyo na. Pero siyempre, tao lang ako, nadadala din ako, ewan ko lang sa kaniya kung nadadala din siya.

So, hanggang dito lang muna. Sa susunod na post ko, kwento ko sa inyo ang iba pa.

The purpose of my existence

2005-05-01T13:40:00.000-07:00

I don't really know kung ano ang purpose why I was existed here in this world. Maybe I have missions to work, kaya isinilang ako sa mundong ito. Siguro this is part of the commandments of God na ang tao magpapakarami at kumalat sa buong mundo.

Ang hirap sagutin ang tanong na to.

Who am I

2005-04-27T20:34:00.000-07:00

Sino nga ba ako? Anyway from my name alone you can think of something about me. Naked Pinoy! Yap! I am fun of taking off my clothes whereever I go, whether in the internet, in malls, outside or inside my home.

It doesn't mean that I do took off clothes and let other people see my naked body. What I mean is that I used to tell all people about me without reservations and that even if it will resulted into something that will ruin my dignity.

Most often I tell everybody green jokes and practical jokes. I don't care if people would think that I am really sex-maniac. I don't care if people were hurt. I don't care of what they would say about me. But one thing I do care, that everything thing I feel and think should be thrown away somewhere.

I am fun of imagining people having sex. I even write those imagination and collected them as part of my acheivement as desperate writer. But I hate people kissing on the street.

Bakit ba merong hacker

2005-04-25T10:18:00.000-07:00

Minsan nais nating itanong sa ating sarili kung bakit may mga taong natutuwa kung nakapanira ng bagay ng may bagay, gaya ng mga hacker na nanghahack ng website ng may website?

Sa bagay hindi na natin ito kailangan itanong sa ating sarili, dahil kung sa mga anghel nga ng Dios may satanas e lalo na kung ang pag-uusapan ay tayong mga tao. Mahina lang tayo, at may iba't ibang ugali. Ang bawat ugali natin ay inpluwensiyado ng iba't ibang mga bagay gaya ng inyong pamilya, mga kaibigan at mga kalaro, mga nabasa sa libro at lalo na sa mga nakikita sa TV.

Pero ang mga hacker ba ay sadyang masama? Ahhh yan ang tanong na ang maisasagot ko siguro ay depende. Depende iyon kung ano ang dahilan ng kanilang panghahack. Pero sa terminong hacking, o pagnanakaw, ay talagang masama na iyon, pero kadalasan kasi sa dahilan ng panghahack nila ay pagmayabang, katuwaan, kulang sa pansin. Ewan ko ba?

Gaya ng Pinoy Blogger Website, na kamakailan lang ay hinack. Maganda na sana ang takbo ng website na iyon, at kung kailan tumataas ang uri ng website ay saka naman nasisira. Pambihira ano.

Minsan, gaya ng sinabi ni ka Webspy sa kaniyang blog, ang ganitong gawa ay nag-exist para maging challenge sa kaniya na sa susunod niyang mga hakbang laging isaalangalang ang seguridad. Pero para yatang twice na siyang biktima ng hacking. Ano ba yan? Katangahan? Siguro hindi naman, kasi magkaiba ang paraan ng panghahack e. Yung una ay ninakaw ang password using keylogger and spywares pero ang ngayon ay sa pamamagitan ng bug ng engine na ginamit niya sa website.

Pero sabi pa nga, magaling man ang mga hacker na iyon ay maiisahan din sila.

Type ng mga bakla

2005-04-18T10:27:00.000-07:00

Alam niyo minsan ako'y nagtataka kung bakit ang lakas ng appeal ko sa mga bading. Hindi naman sana ako bading ba't ako pa ang kanilang type, at di ko naman sila type.

Kanina kasi nanuod ako ng sine. Nang maramdamang kong naiihi na ako, agad tumakbo ako sa CR. Habang nakatutuk ang manoy ko sa bowl may bigla ba namang sumilip sa may likuran ko, sabay sabi "Ay! ang laki! Pede bang mahawakan?." Suntukin ko na sana pero hindi pa ako tapos sa pag-ihi e.

Pero hindi lang iyon ang mga insidente na tulad ng ganon. Noon ding highschool pa ako, nag-iinuman kami ng Sir ko. Hindi ko alam na bading pala iyon. Nang malasing ako at makatulog siguro ay may ginawa siya sa akin, kasi sa paggising ko sa umaga hubad na ako e at katabi ko siyang natulog at nakayakap pa siya sa akin.

Pambihira. Kaya ngayon nag-iingat na ako sa mga lalake kuno pero bading naman pala. Marami pa nga diyan, kung makatitig sa akin parang hinuhubaran ako. Tapos meron pang iba, hinihimas braso ko.

Ang mahirap don, hindi mo naman sila type. E kung babae lang yun, kahit pangit pa ang mukha patulan ko na.

Top 10 Popular Blog in Pinoy Blogger

2005-04-17T01:08:00.000-07:00

Natutuwa akong malaman na ang aking blog ay kasalukuyang kasama sa Top 10 Pinoy Blogs sa Pinoy Bloggers' Directory. Top 3 po tayo ngayon. Yehey! Congratulation to me!

Nagpapasalamat po ako sa lahat ng visitors ko na sumupurta sa akin. At nagpapasalamat din po ako sa lahat ng namamahala sa Pinoy Bloggers' Directory lalo na po kay PBlogger sa kaniyang pag-feature sa akin sa article na Naked Pinoy Bloggers.

Hindi ko po namalayan na nai-feature na pala ako noon pa.

Pasaherong Maloko

2005-04-16T01:15:00.000-07:00

Kanina skay ako ng Jeep from Quiapo to EDSA. Taghirap ako ngayon kaya nagcommute muna ako.

Pagdating ko sa DELTA may sumakay. Nakakurbata siya. In other words, siguro business man ang taong iyon.

Busi ako noon sa pag-iisip sa mga problema ko e. Tapos biglang nagtanong yung tao, "Mama magkano po DELTA-Batasan?

E di natural, dahil nagtatanong ang pasahero sumagot ng maayos ang driver. "11.50 lang po," sabi ng driver.

Biglang nagsalita uli itong pasahero na ikanagugulat ko, "Ba't ganon Mama, kahapon lang 10 pesos lang ang ibinayad ko tapos ngayon 11.50 na?" Napailing ako sa narinig ko e. Tapos dagdag pa niya, "Isang linggo na akong sumasakay ng Jeep pabalikbalik ganon lang naman ang ibinabayad ko e."

Nilingon ko ang driver. Nakita ko sa mirror, namula na. Napikon yata.

"Saan ka ba sumakay?" Mahinahon ang pagkasabi ng driver.

"DELTA." Sagot ng pasahero na hindi gumamit ng PO.

Tumaas na ang boses ng driver, "E, sa DELTA ka naman pala sumakay at bababa ka kamo sa Batasan, e di 11.50 nga."

E, bigla ding sumagot ang pasahero, "e ba't kahapon..."

Hindi napa-nakatapos ang pasahero sa pagsasalita, ipinara ng driver ang kotse at sabi, "Sige bumaba ka. Manloko ka na lang ng tao, piliin mo!"

Tumingin halos kaming lahat na mga pasahero don sa pasaherong makulit. Sumulyap din siya sa amin, isa-isa. At sa tingin ko napahiya yata. Kaya...

"Sorry po." Sabi ng pasahero. Malumanay na ang pagkasabi.

Sabi ko sa sarili ko. Sana kung 10 peso lang ang pera niya, ayusin niya ang pagsabi sa driver. Maiintihan naman yun ng driver kung talagang ganon lang ang pera niya e. Hindi yung idadaan sa pangungulit at pangloloko. Kahit naman siguro ako ang gaganunin e, baka nga hindi ko rin mapigil ang sarili ko.

Maari ngang mali ang driver sa ipinakita niya. Kasi dapat mataas ang pasensiya niya sa pagdadala ng mga pasahero, pero baka napuno na talaga siya at talagang hindi na niya mapigil ang sarili.

Pero mabuti na lang at yun ang ginawa ng driver at nang mapahiya itong taong ito at makita niya ang kaniyang sarili na mali siya.

Balara Traffic

2005-04-12T23:03:00.000-07:00

We came from Pasig and we need to be in SM-Fairview after 30 minutes dahil may meeting kami doon. So, sa Katipunan na ako dumaan then pumasok ako sa Balara, thinking na mabilis ang magiging takbo ko. Pero mali ako.

In Tandang Sora Extension or in Balara pala 'pag tanghali ay sobrang traffic. Biruin mo, inabot ako ng isang oras just to pass through Balara to Commonwealth Avenue.

Ang girlfriend ko panay hinga ng malalim. Kala ko nga kakainin na ako e. Sungit e.

Pagagalitan ko na nga sana yung mga drivers ng ten-wheeler trucks, at iba pang mga heavy trucks na dumadaan doon. Alam nilang masikip ang daan doon, doon pa sila dumadaan.

Kaya wala, late kaming dumating sa oras na pinag-usapan. Kaya, bilang pa-consuelo na lang doon sa nag-hihintay, nilibre na lang namin ng lunch.

Ang hirap pag meron siya

2005-04-11T22:58:00.000-07:00

Hindi lang sa isang pagkakataon nangyari to. Actually almost 3 years na ang relasyon ng girlfriend ko, at lagi na lang ganyan. Ano ba talaga, bakit 'pag meron kayo ang hirap niyong pakisamahan.

Hindi lang ako naka-txt, nagalit na. Dapat daw mag-txt man lang ako kahit isang word lang.

Oo na. Sige na. Mali na nga ako. Bakit ba ganyan ka? Humingi na ako ng tawad, tigas pa rin. Nilalambing na nga, lalo pang nagagalit. Ano ba ang gagawin ko? Luluhod na lang sayo at sasambahin ka?

Pambihira naman yang period mo! Ano bang ginawa niyan sa iyo at mainit ang ulo mo? Ang baho mo pa, tapos ang init pa ng ulo mo, ang taray mo pa.

Please naman!

How do I came up into blogging?

2005-04-10T00:00:00.000-07:00

Pano nga ba?

That was February when I got a problem with my girlfriend. I didn't know what to do, until I finally decided to go to SM Megamall. While walking, I passed by an internet cafe. I peeped in and found a vacant space. I entered into that cafe and surfed the net.

Accidentally, while searching for any online komiks, Yahoo showed me the result wherein Ka Webspy famous Ang Dating Daan Komiks was posted on top.... So, that's it.

I got curious with the blogger.com and tried to create a blog for my own. And that was the start.

Wondering What To Write

2005-04-09T23:46:00.000-07:00

I sometimes, wondering what to write on this blog of mine. I even don't know what to do. I wanted to write any articles daily, but I sometimes lost words.

Blogging is really fun. I forgot my my brandy and my cigarettes waiting on my table because my mind was screwed into writing. I really enjoyed writing na.

It also helped me checked my grammar and spelling. See! Before, I really have a very poor English Communication skills, but now, I notice a little progress.

Pope Naked

2005-04-08T10:32:00.000-07:00

I don't really understand why there are people who think something, as if they wanted to see people naked.

This evening I found out that there are users who tried to search Yahoo using the keywords "Naked Pope" and stumbled into this blog of mine.

Pati ba naman Santo Papa, pinagnanasaan pa nilang tingnan ang nude pictures nito? Anong klaseng mga tao to! Pambihira!

Oral Sex versus Virginal Sex

2005-04-07T23:36:00.000-07:00

I got a research result that 12% teens in US experienced oral sex while those who experienced virginal sex is about 13.5%. And the reason for the teens to use oral sex than virginal sex is that they thought that oral sex is safer than that of the virginal sex and other think also that oral sex is not sex at all.

Grabeh! How about for pinoy teens, what do they prefer, oral sex or virginal sex?

As for me, I do prefer oral sex while I and my girlfriend are not yet married. This is to avoid pregnancy and other disadvantages brought by the virginal sex.

How about you? If want to comment about it, please feel free to drop your comments.

Naiiyak na ako

2005-04-07T08:29:00.000-07:00

Ohhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!! For the first time, pinaiyak niyo ako.. Huhuhhhuhu!

Ang tindi ng dating ng Stairway to Heaven sa akin. Napapaiyak ako! Ohhhh Jodi I love you. Nafeel ko ang takbo ng story. Ewan ko ba, parang babae yata ang puso ko ngayon na nanunuod ako nitong Koreanobela na to.

Ang totoo hanggang ngayon ay namamaga pa ang mga mata ko. Hindi nga ako makalabaslabas e, kasi nakakahiya, kalalaki kong tao iyakin.

Kanina nga tumawag ang girlfriend ko, magkita daw kami sa dati naming tagpuan (sa bahay lang pala nila) may niluluto daw siya. Sabi ko sa kaniya mamaya na mga 2:00 ng madaling araw kasi busy pa ako sa computer.... Gago talaga ako. Kunwari busy.

Not interested in blogging anymore

2005-04-06T07:36:00.000-07:00

Ohhh, I don't know what I feel. Parang ayoko nang magsulat. Suko na ako. Said na yata ang mga words na naitago ko dito sa brain ko, o baka naman brainless na ako.

Biruin mo, kung di ko pa kaharap ang computer, ang dami kong naiisip na isusulat, pero pagkaharap ko na di ko na alam kung ano isusulat ko.

Mabuti na lang kanina nang manuod ako ng Stairway to Heaven parang nabuhayan uli ako ng interest na magsulat.

Pero sabi nila ganon daw talaga. Yun nga ding mga professional writer, dumarating din sa buhay nila ang mawalan ng ganang magsulat. Kaya daw, pag may maisip akong isulat, dapat isusulat ko na yun sa notepad ko para pagharap ko sa computer, madali na lang itong i-publish.

The Pope is dying

2005-04-02T07:48:00.000-08:00

It seems the Pope is dying. He already received the last sacrament which will be given to a dying catholics.

The entire Catholic family are mourning for the ill-healhed pope and prayed for his recovery. Pero sa tingin ko, tuloy-tuloy na ito.

April 1 Fool Day

2005-04-01T23:12:00.000-08:00

Here's a blog for the April 1 Fool Day from the Blogcritics.org:

BLOGGING TIMES: April 1st, 2005: Blogging was declared an illegal activity in the United States and was banned in any form. Millions of bloggers have opposed the ban and taken to streets...er... to blogging. Thousands of bloggers were arrested and put in jail as a result of directly opposing the ban. Our reports say, states are running out of jail space. Some of the bloggers were released when they agreed to handover their computers as bail.

When a government spokesman was asked about the reason for banning blogs, he said, "It is a criminal waste of time that can be otherwise used for being with one's family. About 23 billion hours were wasted in the year of 'blog', 2004. We are declaring blogging illegal and banning further use." Our correspondent reminded the spokesman about violation of 'Freedom of Speech' by banning blogs. Spokesman replied "We are in process of amending that right!"

Parang totoo to ah!

Actually at first akala ko totoo to, but then I realized that it was April 1, 2005 which is popular as Fool Day.

Static Electricity

2005-03-30T23:03:00.000-08:00

This morning my girlfriend and I spent 8 hours in computer without rest. Then at 5:00 PM I invited her for our lunch. See... lunch pa yun ha. Pero ayaw pa niya. Naadict sa chat e.

I tell her na I will buy food na lang in McDonalds and she agreed. Before leaving I tried to touch her face and kiss her. But before my lips touched her lips, napasigaw siya. Ako man din ay nagulat, for we both feel electricity flowed into us and that we even heard the sound of it.

Hangover

2005-03-29T22:59:00.000-08:00

I wake this afternoon with hangover. Sabi ko na nga ba ayuko nang uminom! How many times na ba na I always say, "I will never drink wine or beer again."

I know, it is me who will be blamed. I went to Libis with my cousins, kahit na alam kong mga lasengero ang mga ito. We're 4 sa table but we emptied 4 cases of beer. See?!? Ibig sabihin, tig-iisang case kami ng beer, wherein every case has 24 bottles. Oh God! Ano ba itong napasok ko? Malaki na nga tiyan ko, lalo pa itong palalakihin ng mga beer na ito.

Although wala akong ginastos don sa inuman na yun, but nanghihinayang pa rin ako, because I wasted my time.

Ayoko na!

Indonesia Hit by Earthquake

2005-03-28T23:55:00.000-08:00

After the Earthquake on December 2005, Indonesia experience dozens of aftershocks. But on Monday, March 28, 2005 she again experience an earthquake which caused a large damage on its property.

Is the country cursed by God or it only shows that Christ's return is near?

Nakakaasar

2005-03-27T09:49:00.000-08:00

Nakakaimbarrass sometimes na malaman mong, ang girlfriend mo'y patay na patay kay Cholo.

You know, yesterday when we both engage in a very romantic kissing, my girlfriend mistakenly uttered the name of the character of the Koreanovela "Stairway to Heaven".

Kakaiinis. Pati ba naman si Cholo, pinagpapantasyahan niya! Akala siguro niya natutuwa ako sa nalaman ko. Biruin mo, she's kissing her boyfriend then in time na nasa heaven siya, si Cholo pala kasama niya! Wow naman.

Naked Cholo

2005-03-26T21:45:00.000-08:00

It is funny sometimes to know that there are internet users who are tying to access this blog by searching Google and Yahoo using the keywords "Naked Nude Cholo".

I don't know if they were gays or ladies who were interested with the picture of Cholo (one of the main character in GMA7's Stairway to Heaven). I even wondered why are they interested with it.

Anyway, if they have boyfriends, I want tell them, they better ask their boyfriends to take off clothes and wanders with their body. This is because, cholo's body and of their boyfriends are just the same figures.

Passion of the Christ: Good Friday

2005-03-25T09:17:00.000-08:00

Good Friday.

On this day, Christ carried His cross into the calvary where He was nailed into the cross.

If you have watched the movie Passion of the Christ, you'll probably think how hard Christ had felt during that time, where He was hit by the soldiers and even as He was being nailed into the cross.

We should remember that Christ permit it to happen in order to save our sins and receive the blessings from God as His Son and Daughters.

Pinoy Maniacs on my blog

2005-03-23T06:28:00.000-08:00

I was encourage to track the visitors of my site by my discovery that Pinoy Maniacs are my frequent visitors here in my blog. But, to tell you, this blog doesn't contain materials of which Pinoy Maniacs could benefit for their lust and desire.

Since the creation of this blog, I already had tracked hundreds of Sex-Interested people tried to access it by searching Google or Yahoo using keywords such as "Pinoy Nude", "Pinoy Naked", "Pinoy Sex" or "Pinoy Sex Nude" and other sex related keywords.

Anyway, I am very much inspired to continue writing blogs for this blog, especially sex related topics but not in an indescent way of writing.

On Semana Santa

2005-03-23T05:31:00.000-08:00

Semana Santa na pala. Magsisiuwian na naman ang mga tao from Metro Manila to their own provinces in orde to commemorate this special days with their family. Dagsaan na naman ang mga tao sa lahat ng mga bus terminals, sea ports and airposts. Mapera na naman ngayon ang mga transportation companies.

Subalit, ang ganitong panahon ay siya namang target ng mga Muslim terrorists. They're allegedly planning to bomb establishments wherein naroon ang maraming mga tao. Kaya naman, red alert ang government troops ngayon lalo na dito sa Metro Manila.

Dumagsa din ang mga turista sa mga turism spots dito sa Pilipinas. And on Friday, expected na natin na ang mga Jehovah's Witnesses and the Iglesia NI Cristo will be out on the beach with their families and brethren in the Church.

While tayong namang mga Katoliko ay nalulungkot in commemorating the passion and death of Christ.

Anuman ang ating mga ginagawa, Muslim man tayo o Christiano... Good luck na lang po sa inyong lahat.

Writing in English

2005-03-22T04:30:00.000-08:00

Ang hirap mag-English a.

Starting this day, I will posting my articles using English language. This is to follow Ka Webspy's advice, making my blog an international kind of which anyone can read it what ever his citizinship is.

Actually, I can't write faster as much as I am writing Filipino articles. It seems like I am loosing my head. I don't even have a better ability grammar and spelling.

Anyway, this would help me in the field of writing. Who knows someday, I will become a great journalist or blogger.

On Pacquiao Again

2005-03-22T04:10:00.000-08:00

I agreed with what President Arroyo had said:

Manny is the Filipino sports hero. He will always be welcome in Malacañang

And it is true that he is a hero becuase he showed the true Filipino strength and courage which are actually lossing to many of the Filipino now.

Morales vs Pacquiao Boxing Match

2005-03-20T22:24:00.000-08:00

Halos lahat na yata ng mga away ni Pacquiao ay napanood ko na, and talagang exciting ang lahat ng mga iyon. Mapapasigaw ka, mapapakuyom o mapapasuntok man sa anumang bagay na nasa harap mo.

Kanina, habang nanunuod ako ng Morales vs Pacquiao bout, something in me ang siyang nagbigay sa akin ng lakas although mahina ang aking katawan dulot ng taglay kong karamdaman.

Bagaman talo ang aking idol sa bout na ito, ay panalo pa rin siya sa aking puso. Ang mga strategy niya at ang lakas ay talagang kakaiba.

Sa dalawang unang round pa lanag ay naipakita na ni Pacquiao ang kaniyang galing at kung nanatili lang sana ang gayon ay sigurado akong panalo siya.

Subali't sa pangatlong round ay nagawa ni Morales na baguhin ang kaniyang strategy. Naiilagan niya ang karamihan sa mga suntok ni idol Manny.

Habang tumatagal ang laban ay lalong nagkakaroon ng chance ang kalaban na mapaangat ang kaniyang puntos lalo na nag magkaroon ng sugat sa itaas na bahagi ng kaniyang mata sa panahon ng 5th round.

Sa 9th round ay muling kumilos ang malalakas na kamao ni Pacquiao na umatake sa kalaban. Nagawa mang gumanti ni Morales ay na-corner pa rin siya ni Pacquiao sa dulo ng round.

Sa 10th round ay muntik nang mapatumba ni Morales ang aking pinakamamahal na idol. Mabuti na lang at may lakas pa rin itong natipon sa katawan at naisurvive niya ang mga atake ng kalaban.

Alam ng kababayang boksingero na tanging ang Knockdown lang talaga ang magpapanalo sa kaniya lalo pa ngayon na talagang lamang na sa puntos ang kalaban. Kaya't hinahanapan na nito ng magandang pagkakataon ang kalaban, hanggang sa magbago ng stance si Morales at nabigyan naman ng idolo ng isang magandang shoot ang kalaban, subali't naipanatili pa rin ni Morales ang kaniyang mga paang nakatayo, hanggang sa makuha niya ang desisyon.

Kakaiba ang labang ito. Gaya ng nasabi ko na kanina, talo man si Pacquiao sa desisyon ng mga judges ay panalo pa rin siya sa puso ng mga Filipino.

Bayani Fernando at EDSA Traffic

2005-03-20T05:12:00.000-08:00

Kanina, nabasa ko sa isang Tabloid na ipinalabas sa Headline ang picture ng EDSA Kamuning na sumikip sa traffic, at sa caption nito ay mababasa ang isang mensahe na sinisisi si Bayani Fernando ng MMDA sa nangyaring problema sa traffic.

Alam niyo, hindi natin dapat sisihin si Bayani dito. Kung nilagyan man ng Yellow fences ang EDSA lalo na yang nasa Kamuning, hindi yan kasalanan ni Bayani.

Kung disiplinado lang sana tayong mga Pinoy lalo na sa mga narito sa Metro Manila, e di sana wala yang Yellow Fences na yan.

Tanong ko lang sa mga staff na nagpublish ng tabloid na iyon... Hindi niyo ba alam na ang Yellow Fences na yan na inilagay ng MMDA ay para maipatupad ang disiplina sa EDSA? Kung hindi niyo alam, mag-isip nga muna kayo.

E ano ba ang dapat nating gawin para mawala na yang yellow fences na yan? Unang-una po ay disiplinahin natin ang ating sarili. Tayo mismo, mula sa mga commuters at ang mga drivers ng mga sasakyan na yan.

Bakit kailangan pati commuters dapat ding disiplinahin? Narapat lang na sila man ay disiplinahin dahil sa sila ang unang dahilan kung bakit ang ibang mga drivers ay napilitang pumara sa hindi dapat parahan at huminto sa hindi dapat hintuan. Ang iba kasing mga pasahero ay nagagalit kung hindi masunod ang kanilang gusto, at ang iba naman ay naghihintay ng sasakyan sa hindi naman antayan.

Of course, ang mga driver din narapat na disiplinahin dahil, pinaparada nila yang mga sasakyan nila sa hindi dapat na pagkaparada. Minsan nga, kina-cut pa nila yang mga sinusundan nila ng wala sa lugar e. At karamihan, lalo na ng mga bus drivers ay nagbababa ng pasahero sa gitna ng highway.

Kaya, wala pong dapat sisihin sa nangyari na traffic lalo na dayan sa may GMA7. Ang mga yellow fences na yan ay para sa atin at sa kaayusan ng EDSA.